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The Horror! 13 of the worst sports kits of all-time

Seve Ballesteros had style by the bucketload. Roger Federer has it by the bandana-full. These people… just don’t have it.

WHEN YOU DECIDE to push the limits and carry off a ‘challenging’ piece of kit, style success becomes a question of balance between a number of factors. Are you cool enough to get away with it? Are you good enough to get away with not being cool? Are you inconspicuous enough to go unnoticed?

Sometimes, though, even answering one of those questons in the affirmative isn’t enough to save you.

What have we forgotten?

Davis Love III-- c. mid-life crisis.
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  • Davis Love III-- c. mid-life crisis.

    Source: Mike Groll/AP/Press Association Images
  • US Ryder Cup Team-- final day, 1999

    Source: DOUG MILLS/AP/Press Association Images
  • Everton FC-- away kit (2010/11)

    Source: Joe Giddens/EMPICS Sport
  • Liverpool FC-- FA Cup Final suit, 1996

    Source: EMPICS EMPICS SPORTS PHOTOS/EMPICS Sport
  • AC Fiorentina-- away kit (1992/3 season)

  • Stade Francais-- so many...

    Source: John Walton/EMPICS Sport
  • Bethanie Mattek-Sands-- Wimbledon 2011

    Source: Sean Dempsey/PA Wire/Press Association Images
  • Jorge Campos-- his entire international career

  • Slovenia-- World Cup 2010 away kit (the Charlie Brown jerseys)

    Source: Adam Davy/EMPICS Sport
  • Vancouver Canucks-- early Eighties

    Source: CP CANADIAN PRESS/The Canadian Press/Press Association Images
  • Mark Spitz-- 1972 Olympic Games

    Source: -/AP/Press Association Images
  • Packie Bonner-- USA '94

    Source: Neal Simpson/EMPICS Sport
  • Chicago White Sox-- August 8th, 1976

    Source: Creative Commons

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    Mute Louise Bermingham
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    Jul 26th 2011, 1:14 PM

    The infamous man u grey kit…

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    Mute Damien Casey
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    Jul 26th 2011, 4:04 PM

    As far as i can remember Packies jersey was just generic keepers jersey from that year by Adidas.many other keepers had the same design.i think campos’ jerseys were designed by himself too.

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    Mute Oswald Cobblepot
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    Jul 27th 2011, 12:05 PM

    On the ball Damien, fairly sure the majority of keepers had he same one as bonner in the USA. I thought campos had some class jerseys, except for the completely black one for some south American tournament during a heat wave

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    Mute Emmet Ryan
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    Jul 26th 2011, 3:02 PM

    The Spitz stache was the epitome of cool. Campos was a strange breed on this one as he had some horrible one, like the one above, but some of the designs were pretty good. It’s a bit like the University of Oregon’s American Football team, sometimes awesome sometimes atrocious.

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    Mute Richard Thornhill
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    Jul 26th 2011, 3:48 PM

    http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/4291778/

    try this beauty, Sam Hill’s race kit from the world cup race in Scotland…

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    Mute James Quirke
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    Jul 26th 2011, 4:33 PM

    some of those aren’t that bad, whats wrong with the color pink if it looks good? The Everton shirt for example is very well designed, it may be seen as a feminine color but that’s only a gender stereotype of the 20th century

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