thats it, to the lasagne factory with the lot of them!

Jaysus lads I’m shattered. Ryan Air flight to Cheltenham actually lands in Glasgow? Eight hours on bus? Bollixed!

‘Damn, I haven’t checked in online for my flight home ‘

Jesus, I knew squeezing that horse into the baggage overhead compartment would come back to haunt me..

200 New Boeing Planes , €14 billion worth – what the **** was I thinking ! ! ! ! ! !

“Air, we can charge them for air, why didn’t I think of it before?”

Why is my hand stuck to my head?

That was awkward, I only ordered a steak…

Sh*t . Forgot to turn off the immersion

‘Thats it!!, of course, we let them enter the toilet for free but make them pay a water charge. Michael you’ve done it again.’

That knackers up the “on time” ratio

Oh look a photographer, better strike an unusual pose to generate some free publicity… Bet those guys at The Journal will pick it up.

Bloody seagulls ….

‘I forgot to check in online!!! That’s another 40€ down the drain’

Jockey was 1.5lbs overweight, and I’m paying him??? Surely he could have left his skullcap and saddle behind.

Who’s the smart arse who put super glue on the handrail again !!

Ah jaysus,now i have to fly home with poxy ryanair

” Why the hell did I call that horse Bog Warrior? It’s Bog Standard more like!”

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa’ darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena

Where did I leave my pope hat!

“Jasus,what’s that hookers number again?”

“I wonder could we call that field over there Cheltenham-Canary Wharf?”

In flight specials 1/4lb first lieutenant burgers ltd edition ……..I get my money back on the hope one way or another

Shit, I forgot to apply the Just for Men. Maybe my pimp hand will hide the grey.

Maybe I can flog a few Aer Lingus shares? That should cover this little loss!

Ah well they were closer to their destination than my planes

Ok, cranky fecker head back on wurzel …

Sh It ..mive no change for the toilet…ridiculous anyway chargin for it!!!

Where the f%#k are my glasses? They’re usually welded to my head

Shit – there goes the aeroplane fund.

Should have got those methodical staff to check the weight, would have got a few bob there, no doubt!

I wonder if I could flog them off as Mullingar heifers

“Bollixxx”

I prayed to the wrong Pope

Jesus. How d,I’d loose that euro!

You probably weren’t aware of it, but bearing in mind the serious injury to JT McNamara it’s probably not the best time for that comment.

Well they came close to first, that’s better than my planes do with destinations.

Fuc it have to get aer lingo home

Oh shit, I forgot to print out my return ticket!

Maybe he was concerned for his jockey who was injured today?

Head…….stop inflating they will get pissed off!

I forgot to take the lasagne out of the freezer!

Forget about the hedge?? I was talking to Cawley about the f**king fuel…

Thanks Richard for letting me know I have requested it to be removed.

I’ll play this one for sympathy, then maybe nobody will ask why Ryanair is wasting the passengers money sponsoring horse races, ffs.

Be the hokey,how am I ever going keep this wig on with the gale that’s blowing

Damn!….. I was to pay for the sex change operation out of the winnings !

Shit, I will now have to cancel order for 200 new planes

Am i flying home from Bristol or BIrmingham……….

they told me this new wig was wind proof

I know the world loves a loser but I don’t want to be loved, fcuk em all

“Ahhhhh feck, forgot to check in for the flight home, going to have to pay 80quid for them to print our boarding passes at the Airport”

F@ck I wanted to present the trophy to myself

hope this new wig is wind proof

I went poo py