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Ally showed his acting chops back in 2001. EMPICS Sports Photo Agency

McCoist might be out at Rangers, so can we get a sequel to the cringetastic 'A Shot at Glory'?

This might be the worst sports film ever made.

THERE HAVE BEEN reports swirling around this week that Ally McCoist is on his way out as Rangers manager but we have the perfect way for him to fill his time if he is pottering around his house.

We definitely think a sequel to McCoistโ€™s hilarious dreadful football film A Shot at Glory could be the showbiz springboard he needs to get back on the Question of Sport panel.

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That trailer is the greatest two minutes of video ever produced. It even gets the Big Voice treatment, โ€˜In the small village of Kilnockieโ€ฆ not muchโ€ฆ ever changesโ€™.

The Wikipedia blurb is even better though. The dastardly Michael Keaton wanted to move the team to Ireland!

Robert Duvall plays the club coach, Gordon McLeod. Jackie McQuillan (Ally McCoist) is the teamโ€™s striker who has recently been signed fromArsenal. McQuillan is a legendary ex-Celtic (ironic given McCoistโ€™s iconic stature atRangers) player as well as the coachโ€™s son-in-law, and has a reputation for being troublesome. The two men put their personal problems aside as they try to prevent the small fishing town of Kilnockie from losing its club, which is owned by an American (played by Michael Keaton) who wants to move the team to Dublin in Ireland.

How on earth did this film get made?

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    Mute Robert O Farrell
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    Dec 13th 2014, 2:29 PM

    Thatโ€™s surreal โ€“ Ally McCoist starting alongside Robert Duvall and Michael Keating. Never knew it existed.

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    Mute Robert Behan
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    Dec 13th 2014, 3:54 PM

    Same here!

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    Mute Dave O'Hanlon
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    Dec 13th 2014, 5:58 PM

    I saw something about this at the time but I thought Ally McCoists role would have been very minor, not having a proper actor probably doesnโ€™t help an already dodgy plan

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    Dec 13th 2014, 2:30 PM

    Looks good could be up there with the legendary Taffin!

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    Mute thetruth
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    Dec 13th 2014, 3:05 PM

    Hpw dare you speak ill of taffin

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    Dec 13th 2014, 5:52 PM

    Hey! I like Taffin itโ€™s one of my favourite films!

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    Dec 13th 2014, 5:25 PM

    Shouldโ€™ve just moved it to Ireland

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