AT THIS STAGE, you’re probably familiar with the terrace chant in honour of Yaya and Kolo Touré.
If you’re not, here’s a rendition from the streets of Sligo:
The brothers will go head-to-head on St Stephen’s Day when Liverpool travel to Manchester City and if the festive mood is right, the fans might join together for one massive chant.
You think we’re joking? We’re really not. People are talking about this is as if it’s a genuine idea.
Wake us up when this is over, please.