China (Chances of happening: remote but not impossible)
Australia (Chances of happening: unlikely)
The Middle East (Chances of happening: 1 percent maybe)
The Premier League (chances of happening: strong)
AC Milan (Chances of happening: If hell freezes over, maybe)
Russia (Chances of happening: slim to none)
The movie business (Chances of happening: it's semi-conceivable)
The rap music world (Chances of happening: stranger things have happened)
Retirement (Chances of happening: highly unlikely)
Sligo Rovers (chances of happening: you're more likely to win the lottery on consecutive occasions, as are Sligo)
