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Power-ranking the footballers turned TV pundits

We count down the men who put the colourful language in colour commentary.

LOVE THEM OR loathe them, TV stations continue to turn to ex-players to provide punditry when, if we’re honest, their only qualification seems to be being an ex-player.

Inevitably, we end up shouting at the television, cursing their lack of knowledge and wondering if Jamie Redknapp parachutes into his suit trousers.

However, there are some pundits who operate at a different level and whose opinions we actually take on board.

Here, TheScore.ie sorts out the best of them.

7. Liam Brady

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We know he defends Giovanni Trapattoni way too much for our liking, but he’s not afraid to call Dunphy out when the man to his left is spoofing or back-peddling and, for that reason, ‘Chippy’ makes the list.

6. Chris Kamara

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Sure he doesn’t know what’s happening around him most of the time, but he makes us laugh when watching football in an age when so many pundits just get us annoyed.

5. Pat Nevin

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There might only be a dozen of us who watch the Europa League, but look how well prepared Nevin is. You wouldn’t see Mark Lawrenson with that many sheets of yellow paper and neatly drawn boxes.

4. Graeme Souness

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Souness, to borrow a footballing cliché, is a pundit of two halves. On RTE he’s funny and incisive while on Sky he can be dull and predictable. However, his blatant dislike of Jamie Redknapp is definitely a redeeming feature.

3. Brian Kerr

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As likely to tell you about how the Rovers’ forward’s mother used to make the nicest ham sandwiches as he is about the game in front of you, Kerr adds a personal touch to football punditry that few others can match.

2. Richard Sadlier

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Sadlier has been a breath of fresh air on RTE over the last few years. While the likes of Houghton, Whelan and company bluff their way through a broadcast, the former Millwall player provides consistently quality analysis.

1. Gary Neville

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Neville has turned out to be a far better pundit than anyone could have expected. He has a natural ease on air and takes the time to break down key moments in a game that others only gloss over.

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    Apr 26th 2013, 8:44 PM

    Listening to Brian Kerr trying to pronounce any surname that is slightly “foreign” is hilarious enough to promote him to no. 1.

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    Apr 27th 2013, 12:06 AM

    Gary Neville is a fantastic pundit , he doesn’t mince his words and he talks a lot of sense for a through and through united boy, big respect chugger

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    Apr 26th 2013, 11:12 PM

    I enjoy listening to Richie Sadlier (RIP Frank!), also Tony Cascarino is always interesting and humorous. Johnny Giles ‘ slot on off the ball is always worth a listen too. Worst pundit by a mile is Jamie ‘on the fence’ Rednapp

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    Apr 26th 2013, 8:39 PM

    Serious ABU and despised him when played. The lad could start a row in an empty room but love Neville as a pundit. He is witty, incisive and a welcome addition. As for Kerr, his nasal drone is so irritating I need to use a cream after listening to him.

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    Apr 26th 2013, 10:06 PM

    Liam Brady deserves a running kick to the balls! Jesus he’s painful!

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    Apr 26th 2013, 10:57 PM

    Kenny Cunningham is the best of the rte lot by a mile – and knows his league of Ireland into the bargain

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    Apr 26th 2013, 11:36 PM

    Never forget when he Invented a new player while analysing a stoke game. Jermaine Depennant.

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    Apr 26th 2013, 10:08 PM

    Great to see Dunphy and Giles not on this list. Their so called ‘forensic analysis’ is an absolute joke. Neville, Sadlier and Nevin are superb.

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    Apr 26th 2013, 10:09 PM

    Kerr seems like a very nice lad and his views and comments are interesting to say the least.

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    Apr 27th 2013, 1:43 AM

    Gary Neville is the best pundit going now, he is very neutral and really tells
    It how it is.
    I can not stand Brian Kerr, really annoys me and I often mute him.
    I also like Didi Hamann, Sadlier and Kenny ‘eyebrows’ Cunningham.

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    Apr 27th 2013, 3:25 AM

    Listening to Brian Kerr is like listening to a child read and Ann and Barry book. Slow and painfully. He would be good at a soccer quiz as he knows the length of the grass at every stadium but not a pundit. Think Keano is the best personally. He has no tact and says whatever he feels

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    Apr 27th 2013, 1:09 AM

    Missing out the magic Didi Hamann. The man made the RTE coverage of the world cup an absolute joy to watch. Hoping they continue to pull him out of the bag for future international tournaments. Witty, insightful and doesn’t take rubbish from the rest of the panel.

    Dare I say, I might even migrate from MOTD to premier soccer saturday with him on the bench. Nicer start time, and the less of Dunphy’s nonsensical ramblings you have to put up with, the better. When he’s right, he’s grand, but when he’s wrong he’s as stubborn as a 3 year old.

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    Apr 27th 2013, 7:58 AM

    How Giles doesn’t make it into top seven is beyond me.Sadlier to be fair is a class act and I think RTE should use him more.Roy Keane and Niall Quinn are rubbish.

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    Apr 27th 2013, 9:59 AM

    Giles didn’t rate CR7 because he didn’t track back….. The guy is stuck in 1965!!

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    Apr 27th 2013, 12:28 PM

    Giles begins each analysis with the line ‘Well I don’t know too much about them to be honest…’ – That’s yer feckin JOB, John!!!

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    Apr 27th 2013, 7:20 AM

    New one to add to the list for the future is David Connolly. Have heard him on Newstalk a few times now and he is very good at dissecting the game intelligently and without falling back on clichés. The boy done well, really…

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    Apr 27th 2013, 4:53 AM

    Power ranking? Somebody has been reading Grantland!

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    Apr 28th 2013, 5:28 PM

    Sadlier’s an overrated spoofer. Keane doesn’t get on these lists because he doesn’t do enough and he is still a divisive character all these years later.

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