LIFE IS SHORT. Too short to be sitting around watching 0-0 draws at any rate.
That seems to have been the conclusion drawn by two visiting Bayern Munich supporters during Saturday’s scoreless stalemate against Hoffenheim in the Rhein-Necker arena.
After just 16 minutes of tepid on-field action, the pair decided that they had had enough and started to heat things up — by having sex smack bang in the middle of the stand.
“I thought it did not look right,” a reader told Bild, according to Goal.com.
They had absolutely no inhibitions. Both pulled their pants down and went at it. The people around them apparently were not disturbed.
After they were threatened with arrest for public indecency, the pair agreed to re-pant, but were caught again in flagrante delicio as the players bored their way towards the half-time break and were swiftly ejected.
I guess German football truly does offer something for everyone.
