9. You’re not afraid to lead the way when it comes to fancy boots
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8. And you like to chill out with your mates after the match
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7. You don’t mind everyone knowing your nickname even if you are called after a cartoon character
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6. Though you’re not the best with names full stop
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5. You’re a man of the people who will use public transport every now and again
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4. But don’t forget you are responsible for footballing royalty
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3. While you like some gentle sporting pursuits like golf
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2. You’re not afraid to stick the boot in when you need to
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1. However, this is the kind of mark you’d prefer to leave
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