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9 ways to live your life like Sergio Aguero

The Argentinian striker turns 25 today.

9. You’re not afraid to lead the way when it comes to fancy boots


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8. And you like to chill out with your mates after the match


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7. You don’t mind everyone knowing your nickname even if you are called after a cartoon character


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6. Though you’re not the best with names full stop

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5. You’re a man of the people who will use public transport every now and again


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4.  But don’t forget you are responsible for footballing royalty


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3. While you like some gentle sporting pursuits like golf


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2. You’re not afraid to stick the boot in when you need to

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1. However, this is the kind of mark you’d prefer to leave

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    Mute Barry Meehan
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    Nov 23rd 2012, 11:25 AM

    ‘R: No, sorry, I’m talking about Ireland. Two wins from the last 10.
    DK: Is it?’

    He doesn’t even realise how badly he’s doing.

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    Mute Michael Farrelly
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    Nov 23rd 2012, 12:29 PM

    I agree Barry. He has been a disaster formIrish rugby

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    Mute Michael Farrelly
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    Nov 23rd 2012, 12:30 PM

    for Irish rugby

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    Mute Cian Vaughan
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    Nov 23rd 2012, 1:34 PM

    Whether or not you agree with this, you have to say this is biased reporting. Not to defend Kidney or his tactics, but this was an honest misunderstanding at the start of a conference and to include it (particularly as the opening paragraph), is a transparent effort to paint him as a blundering idiot. The same thing happens when reporting Trappatoni. (Again, don’t support the guy), but when each of his “Um’s” and “Ah’s” is printed, it colours the tone, and he comes across even thicker than he is.

    The thing I love about the Journal, and the Score, is the comments and the voting, but I can’t help feeling they’re being used as a barometer for the public perception, and the articles tilt in reflection.

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    Mute Patrick McCarry
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    Nov 23rd 2012, 2:39 PM

    Thanks for the comments Barry and Cian (and everyone!) The opening section was presented that way to illustrate that the side’s identical results this year even confused Kidney.

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    Mute Mark Noonan
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    Nov 23rd 2012, 6:58 PM

    Bar the grand slam

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    Mute Danny McNeive
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    Nov 23rd 2012, 1:51 PM

    It’s not ‘biased reporting’. Kidney’s not that dumb. He well knew the question was about Ireland he just didn’t want to answer it

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    Mute Cian Vaughan
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    Nov 23rd 2012, 2:10 PM

    Hmm… this isn’t a bad theory either. So many heightened levels of sarcasm I just don’t know what’s real anymore…

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    Mute Culm Carty
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    Nov 23rd 2012, 12:15 PM

    Anybody else see the irony in Ireland taking to the pitch tomorrow to beat the Pumas, while wearing Puma themselves?

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    Mute Sean McNally
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    Nov 23rd 2012, 11:06 PM

    Ah come on now, it wasn’t a bad observation or do Irish people not do irony any more, you know the kind of thing I mean such as NAMA employing major accountancy firms who coincidentally advised financial institutions who have wrecked the country. Allegedly.

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    Mute Sean McNally
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    Nov 23rd 2012, 11:13 PM

    In truth, the only opinion that matters is Paddy Power’s.

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    Mute Elizabeth Gibson
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    Nov 23rd 2012, 3:41 PM

    “both sides have won twice, drawn once and lost six in their last ten outings” what is the missing stat? 2+1+6=9.

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    Mute Elizabeth Gibson
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    Nov 23rd 2012, 3:46 PM

    Just checked the stats myself, should be won three times, drawn once and lost six. Not much but slightly better reading than the posted stat.

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    Mute Patrick McCarry
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    Nov 23rd 2012, 3:49 PM

    Hey Elizabeth. It’s seven defeats as the Fiji game is not counted as a full international. I’ve made the change above. Thanks for the comment.

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    Mute Elizabeth Gibson
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    Nov 23rd 2012, 4:01 PM

    Fair enough, just me being a little pedantic and looking to colour things a bit better for us. :/ hope they improve that stat tomorrow

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