Pick an outfit
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Simple clothes for special players
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Argyle pattern in blue and yellow, I couldn't be more European
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Who doesn't love purple?
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Turtle necks never go out of fashion
Describe yourself in three words
You tell me
Passionate, temperamental, enigmatic
Your best pal
Why restrict it to three words?
What's your favourite song?
Manic Street Preachers
Motorcycle Emptiness
Julio Iglesias
To All The Girls I've Loved Before
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I prefer the sound of my own voice
Queen
Under Pressure
Your team has just won the company table quiz, how do you react?
Never stop finding ways to bring it into conversation
Pint?
Credit all the dozens who helped you prepare
Pump your fist in delight before hugging everyone in sight
You're at the bar, what do you order
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A humble pint
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The tears of your vanquished foes
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A glass of red wine
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A round for everyone
You're on the work 5-a-side team, describe your playing style
Happy to stay back in defence, spread the passes around
A terrier nipping at the opposition from midfield
Mercurial
Why do we need four other players?
What's your favourite movie?
You won't like me when I'm angry
You've silently been the foremost defender of European golf during its darkest days
You look like a man in drag
You're the most gifted person at what you do and too fiery for your own good
Who is your favourite member of the Beatles?
John
Paul
Ringo
George
More importantly, who is your favourite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
Raphael
Donatello
Michelangelo
Leonardo
Most likely to Tweet...
Maybe fate and destiny is on my side.
In America they are very much individuals.
It doesn't matter who holed the final putt because this is a team event. But this means more to me than most.
I look into their eyes, shake their hand and wish them luck but I'm thinking 'I am going to bury you.'
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You scored out of !
Colin Montgomerie
You get the job done but you like to make sure everyone knows you deserve all the credit.
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You scored out of !
Paul McGinley
You're a delegator who is not afraid to bring in outside help. Will it work?
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You scored out of !
Ian Woosnam
Forget analysis, riding a wave of emotion is the way to get the job done. Now, time for a pint.
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You scored out of !
Seve Ballesteros
You played every shot with your players and would have given anything for another shot at glory.