AS SON TO wheeler-dealer management maestro Harry, cousin to Saint Frank of Lampard and one half of the media construct that is Jamie and Louise, Redknapp the Younger is less an ex-footballer than he is a modern day renaissance man.
But where the giants of the past, like Da Vinci and Benjamin Franklin, were content to waste their time doodling and fecking around with kites, Jamie– snug in his tight, tight trousers– is content to dispense a unique brand of insight for little more than the cost of Sky Sports subscription.
"Roy Hodgson has never worked with top, top players."
"If you're going to get in behind Rio... you've got to show him what you've got and then go in hard."
"He's literally left Ben Haim for dead there."
"Steven Gerrard makes runs into the box better than anyone. So does Frank Lampard."
"Peter Schmeichel will be like a father figure to Kaspar Schmeichel."
"These balls now: they literally explode of your feet."
"Alonso and Sissoko have been picked to literally sit in front of the back four."
"I'll be honest; I know nothing about [Alexandre Pato]."
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Bahahaha!! Great stuff… Saw him commenting on Rooney earlier & he set a new record for cliches in one sentence: "He’s our best player, our talisman the one who’s got something a bit different…"
“the one who’s got something a bit different”
ya like ball hair on his head!!