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Playing dress up: Become your sporting idol for Halloween

It’s Halloween Eve and you’re stuck for ideas. Let us help you out with some sporting suggestions…

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Playing dress up: Become your sporting idol for Halloween
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  • Carlos Tevez

    What you'll need: To pretend not to be able to speak perfect English; some legal documents; a bench to sit on; a Corinthians jersey.

  • Martin Johnson

    What you'll need: A bible.

  • Robbie Savage

    What you'll need: A megaphone in case somebody, somewhere, on the same street doesn't hear you; Peter Stringfellow's coiffeur; a colleague to look embarrassed at every word you utter.

  • Manny Pacquiao

    What you'll need: A pair of short shorts; some boxing gloves; the lyrics to 'Sometimes When We Touch' by Dan Hill. Eh? Look up YouTube. That's all we're saying.

  • Wayne Rooney

    What you'll need: A toupée that would make Sean Connery blush; an aggressive stance; a pair of devil's horns.

  • Rory McIlroy

    What you'll need: Just to make sure there are no tree trunks in the vicinity. Oh, and a trophy girlfriend (difficult to come up with at short notice).

  • Harry Redknapp

    What you'll need: A microphone; make that two microphones; make that three microphones, a car window and a list of the day's football topics.

  • Stephen Cluxton

    What you'll need: A football and some goalposts; a few bottles of Blue WKD; a vow of silence.

  • Eric Cantona

    What you'll need: A beachball; some interesting facial hair, a book of obscure philosophical quotes; something to look disdainfully at.

  • Bernie Ecclestone

    What you'll need: The best Andy Warhol-style wig you can find; some dark glasses and a minority share in a middling Championship team to do absolutely nothing with.

  • Mario Balotelli

    What you'll need: Some fireworks; a hacksaw; a fast car; a haircut and a half; a Scalextric; we could go on and on and on...
  • What you'll need: To pretend not to be able to speak perfect English; some legal documents; a bench to sit on; a Corinthians jersey.
  • What you'll need: A bible.
  • What you'll need: A megaphone in case somebody, somewhere, on the same street doesn't hear you; Peter Stringfellow's coiffeur; a colleague to look embarrassed at every word you utter.
  • What you'll need: A pair of short shorts; some boxing gloves; the lyrics to 'Sometimes When We Touch' by Dan Hill. Eh? Look up YouTube. That's all we're saying.
  • What you'll need: A toupée that would make Sean Connery blush; an aggressive stance; a pair of devil's horns.
  • What you'll need: Just to make sure there are no tree trunks in the vicinity. Oh, and a trophy girlfriend (difficult to come up with at short notice).
  • What you'll need: A microphone; make that two microphones; make that three microphones, a car window and a list of the day's football topics.
  • What you'll need: A football and some goalposts; a few bottles of Blue WKD; a vow of silence.
  • What you'll need: A beachball; some interesting facial hair, a book of obscure philosophical quotes; something to look disdainfully at.
  • What you'll need: The best Andy Warhol-style wig you can find; some dark glasses and a minority share in a middling Championship team to do absolutely nothing with.
  • What you'll need: Some fireworks; a hacksaw; a fast car; a haircut and a half; a Scalextric; we could go on and on and on...

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