PADDY POWER HAS a plan to save Manchester United’s season. They’re bringing Alex Ferguson back to Old Trafford.
Well, sort of.
Hot on the heels of United’s 3-1 defeat to Chelsea, the bookmaker announced a special delivery of a Ferguson waxwork model.
“Yes, it appears it was made by someone who has no idea what Sir Alex Ferguson looks like,” Paddy Power wrote, “but still – it’s Fergie back at Old Trafford – what more do United fans want?
“It even says ‘in case of emergency, break glass’ on the front! Like it would on a bus or some other enclosed space if was an emergency! Because David Moyes’ management is so bad, it’s an emergency for United. Ha ha! We’re so edgy.”
