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AMONG THE HUNDREDS of things we like way more about FIFA ’94 than all its more recent incarnations was the ability to postpone a yellow card.
How? Very simply, my son: by running away from the referee, of course.
James Dart drew our attention to this clip of that dastardly enforcer of English football, Pete Webster, tirelessly running away from the man in black with a suitable Benny Hill soundtrack.
It’s petty, it’s pointless. It’s enough to make us feel nine again.