Neymar: Still bad at haircuts, still just as bad at taking penalties

Soon we’ll have enough clips for a full highlight reel of awful Neymar penalties.

REMEMBER THIS PITIFUL attempt at a penalty? We’re beginning to think that Neymar is doing it on purpose.

In Brazil’s 1-1 draw with Colombia last night, the Santos star took a spotter so horrifically bad that the only logical explanation is that he is having a competition — with himself — to take the worst penalty of all time.