Keith: Hi Katie,Paul took my marker and won’t give it back,any chance you’d fly over and sort him out for me?

Paulie: Im looking at it here keith, it says Caul O’ Ponnell
Keith: ok ok, Ill call them…

Paulie: “No Keith. tell ROG for the last time that newbridge silverware and lucozade won’t fit on the back of the same jersey! “

Elvery’s High-Performance recruitment programme paid off beautifully, with O’Connell able to fold jersies with the power of his mind.

Yes, Paulie is just about to iron that for you now.

Hi mr o Driscoll small or large?

Boys, I’m fecked…there’s nothing in XXXXL…..

Yes Madam, we are a bit behind with the autographed jersey orders, as we speak I have our top men looking for a pen

Paul:Hey Earlsy,I think we’re going to need a different coloured marker
Earlsy:I’m on it.

“Paulie wants to know the correct way to fold a jersey. We are struggling down here”

keith ”no rob,,,,its not Penneys,its ELVERYS!!!!

Keith: ” Sorry what’s that Mr o’Driscoll… Oh you want a real team’s jersey”

What do ya mean the rest of the lads are on a photo shoot with swimware models

Sorry, but for Munster fans there is no exchange or refund for last years heartbreaking defeats

“C’mere, about that €50 I put on Ochigava yesterday….”

I could fit the guy who is buying this little jersey in my back POCket!

“Donnacha, are you the joker that stitched all the sleeves up??”

Sorry, there is no exchange or refund for last years performances

please mammy can Paul sleep over tonight……. he has been really good at work today…

T

“Ehh, you tell him it’s behind his ear…..I’m not saying it, have you seen the big terminator head on him!?”

Wonder will we even have a sponsor this time next year

No, its not available in pink, and even if it were he would not be modelling it!

Katie: Did he look behind his ear??

Talking about signing katie Taylor for munster

paul thinks to himself,,,’now this would love perfect on mary mol delahunty”!!!!

Keith: Katie did you take Paul’s pen?

Keith: Katie sorry was it you who took Paul’s pen