MATHIEU BASTAREAUD TRAMPLED poor scrum-half Damien Neveu in Toulon’s 53-13 thumping of Brive last Friday night.
Reports of Neveu having whiplash are just conjecture at this time.
Let’s play a quick round of Bastareaud nickname generator so we can finally decide the best way to describe him:
The Toulon Tank
The French Fridge
The Gallic Giant
Le Bulk
Bad Man
The Bastard
The Little Rhino
Le Grande Fromage
If we come up with a good nickname we can trademark it and sell it back to him at twice the price. Anyone have any good ideas?
