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11.42 – How’s the head? Not great? Let me prescribe a cure of three more hours in bed/some ‘shut eye’ under the desk. Failing that, we’ll do our best to keep the spirits up with news and pictures, tweets, videos and nonsense throughout the day.
If you’re only surfacing and missed everything after the final whistle last night, let us direct you to…
12.13 – In early team news for tonight’s clash between England and Sweden, it looks like Andy Carroll will come into Roy Hodgson’s team in place of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain. We sincerely hope this means Carroll will be starting as a left winger, but it’s unlikely.
Expect to see Danny Welbeck drift out to the fringes instead.
Ashley Cole remains a minor doubt, while Scott Parker is prepared to play through the pain of an Achilles injury.
Martin Kelly has a virus, but would not feature anyway.
Meanwhile, Swedish captain Zlatan Ibrahimovic has passed a fitness test and will take his place up front.
There’s more here.
12.28 – Sweden’s Andes Svensson – who used to play for Southampton (THAT’S where you remember the name from) – has come out with this cracker…
“England think they are a bit better than they are. And we are a bit better than England think we are.”
13.04 – Not the European Championships, but… Michael Laudrup has been named as the new manager of Swansea City on a two-year deal…
14.06 – Nicklas Bendtner has been charged with improper conduct for his goal celebration against Portugal.
Down with this sort of thing, say UEFA…
14.19 – RTE, once again, reached an audience of over 2 million people last night, though figures were slightly down on the Croatia game.
One would not like to speculate on numbers for the Italy game at this point.
But they’ll be way down.
14.39 – There’s a characteristic, and it’s called reason. This man has it.
14.50 – It’s looking like former striker Michael Owen will be making three substitute appearances for Stoke City in the Premier League next season.
16.00 – They’ve come a long way since the dentist’s chair.
The FA, keen to show that their merry band of lovable rogues have come a long way since the antics of Gascoigne, Sheringham, et al, posted the following video of the England players relaxing the other day.
How is Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain not 12-years-old?
(Click on video, then click ‘Watch on YouTube’)
16.12 – OK, predictions from The Score lads for today’s football…
Ukraine v France:
Conor Nagle says: “2-1 to France.”
Niall Kelly says: “2-2.”
Ben Blake says: “2-0 to France.”
Sean Farrell says: “Ukraine 1-2 France.”
Tony Cuddihy says: “Ukraine 1-2 France.”
Sweden v England:
Conor Nagle says: “1-1.”
Niall Kelly says: “1-0 to Sweden.”
Ben Blake says: “2-1 to England.”
Sean Farrell says: “1-1.”
Tony Cuddihy says: “0-0.”
16.31 – The Croatian FA have been fined £20,179 by UEFA for the behaviour of their fans in the 3-1 win over Ireland last Sunday.
UEFA says the sanction was imposed for “the setting off and throwing of fireworks and missiles, and a pitch invasion by a supporter.”
16.34 – Now, to the good bit!
We’re only half an hour from kick off and the Ukrainian and French teams are in…
Ukraine line out like this…
Pyatov, Gusev, Mykhalyk, Khacheridi, Selin, Yarmolenko, Tymoschuk, Nazarenko, Konoplianka, Shevchenko, Voronin
While France have dropped Patrice Evra…
Lloris, Debuchy, Rami, Mexes, Clichy, Diarra, Cabaye, Menez, Nasri, Ribery, Benzema