A Dub in a pub in Kerry might be told ” watch out, you might find an All-Ireland medal in your change”..

That Fitzgerald point is arguably the greatest gaelic point ever kicked!

When you cross the county bounds and breath in deeply!

You know you’re a sports fan from Kerry when…… You make arrangements in june, to stay in Dublin during the third weekend in september!

A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex thinks he’s just as good as everyone else! God be with you John B, an t-uasal is fearr!

and the Reeks ARE majestic :)

As John B Keane said: “Any fella born in Kerry has a headstart over the rest of the country”. Says a lot!

The Irish Open was better when it was in Killarney.

“Being a Kerryman, in my opinion, is the greatest gift that God can bestow on any man. When you belong to Kerry you know you have a head start on the other fellow. In belonging to Kerry you belong to the elements, to the spheres spinning in the heavens. You belong to history and language and romance and ancient song. It’s almost unbearable being a Kerryman and it’s an awesome responsibility.” (John B)

What does a roadside yellow line mean in kerry.. ‘No parking at all’
What does 2 roadside yellow lines mean in Kerry?.
No parking at all,at all..

You only turn up to support the football team when they make it to the all-Ireland semi!

It’s a sin not to play in the blitz!!

Ya won’t drive a ka with a D reg on it .

If I was from Kerry I’d boast about the 3 Spillane brothers that have 19 all Ireland’s between them rather than the 15 by the O’ Se brothers both impressive though.

Baby picture inside Sam and an aerial photo of your house are surely first class Kerry credentials.

Dark times ahead maybe, but this list gave me a bit of a pick me up. God, I’m lucky to say I come from Kerry.

Great article. First time I saw that Sheehy goal. What movement, vision and touch of absolute class.
(RIP Tom Creedon for Cork in the buildup, great player and never forgotten).

”Yerra no need for a hotel. Margaret, willu call awna and tell her we’ll be needing the spare room in siptimber”

Never forget listeing to weeshie munster final day…. moyihan kicks it up the field, o se, fitzgerald , russell hes kicked it, where’s it going…. its a goal …. Its a Goal (roaring down the radio) Actually that ball has just juggled wide.

Have to admit to alot of these.

This was penned by a kingdom passport holder! Brilliant article lads!

In fairness it was a push by Darby.

Best Gaelic Football game of all time Dublin v. Kerry 1977 All Ireland semi.Not a Kerry fan but that Kerry team was greatness from top to bottom as they went on to prove.If you’ve never seen that game go check it out.

Forget about No 12 Tadgh’s jig.Put on a kilt.Stop Olympians,Motorsports and spread the word of God and “dance dance wherever you may be!!

That baby is in the Sam draped in the cork colours….

Jackeen

Excellent article, makes one very proud to be a Kerryman. Sad to say the only all Ireland I ever got to see in Croke Park was the one with the infamous Darby goal.

I played in the castleisland blitz and got to the finals and lost both finals also, but some of the best b-ball you will see anywhere back home

Enjoyed that thanks journal , poor old weeshie he will never live that beyonce moment down , the great micheál a gent could listen to him all day . Hope Kerry get their mojo back this year , but if not the Dubs get my support . Looking forward to the other counties clips . :)

Weeshie on Terrace Talk…haven’t peed myself laughing like that in a long time…”Beeanky….what does he do?” Frickin brilliant!

Cavan

Doctor, why do I hear banjos?

You will smell like urine….

You smell like cat food and you still have your grandfathers communion money !

Weeshie Fogarty it the worst commentator of all time… if youre trying to hear a match when driving somewhere its just frustrating that he goes on and on about everything except what’s happening on the bloody pitch…. “it hit the bottom of the post, or will i say the butt of the post, or maybe the base of the post is it……..” 5 mins of shyte talk about terminology relating to posts later….. “either way no goal”

Hate the guy don’t see why people like him….

When your a female from the kingdom on holidays abroad on a night out with the girls in a Kerry jersey O’Neills tracksuit bottoms and hi-tek runners …..classy

Those horrific polyester football jerseys which people choose to wear when abroad are just an embarrassment. Presumably Kerry people’s fashion sense is influenced by the Exhange and Mart.

Everyone is always going on about how great Kerry people are yet it’s a county that has yet to provide us with one famous person.

Well that wasnt even the slightest bit offensive….