HOUSTON TEXANS DEFENSIVE end, JJ Watt, has clearly been searching the globe for a suitable game to ease his hunger for the collision during the long NFL off-season.
Naturally, he made his way to Ireland.
Once in this fair green isle, news of the injury crisis besetting Declan Kidney’s squad was presented to him. Not to mention the never-ending need for getting over the gain-line.
So he got in touch with the team’s spiritual leader to offer his services.
We can’t help but wonder what response Jamie Heaslip might have given him, but BOD seemed open enough to the idea. On one condition….
I’d still fancy Louis Picamoles.