1. He took his people to the promised land of Ulster glory after a 19-year exile
2. And showed the power of belief the following year
3. Before raising the Tir Connail from the dead in 2014
4. His powers have people composing new hymns in his honour
5. He can turn water into tea
6. He knows just how important his apostles are
7. And has shown the importance of loving thy neighbour
8. While just last month he proved miracles are easy
9. Of course, he has actually been known to look a little like Jesus