What would Brian Do?

Why do they sell hotdogs in packs of 10, but hotdog buns in packs of 6?

Brian got Amy from’The Clinic’ while being in this captaincy crack…….I wonder…..Raw, Fair City, that widow in Mrs Brown Boys.

those women were in the nip…

I’m going to chop down twelve trees on Sunday!

Ah bollix I left the immersion on!

Can’t believe I glued my hands to my face again.. Doo!!

I don’t know what a tracker mortague is

Jesus those insurance ads with Mario Rosenstock really are shit.

Wow, thought bubbles!!

I’d love to ride Georgia Salpa

How do they make the rugby balls that shape?

I wonder what Jay-Z is doing right now…..

“if we beat England on Sunday I could be captain of a grand slam team in my first year”

Good thinking Jamie :D

MMM I WONDER WOULD THOSE HORSE BURGERS MAKE ME JUMP HIGHER THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE LINEOUT??

Wonder how long before Sexto realises that was me putting on a French accent on the phone, not Racing…..

Tomatoes…….knowledge……. Fruit…….Wisdom…….I still don’t get it!!!!!

That’s all well & good but how does a bill become a law??

Look at him out there acting like he owns the place, Having a great laugh with the lads with that stupid D4 accent.. I do love Him though. maybe I’ll tell him. Yeah Jamie just tell him how you feel.. God, I’m a massive tool!!

Where will I stick that chariot Sunday.

“I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.”

Hmmm if I was chocolate would I eat myself.

Close…,far away… I still don’t get it Brian.

Twelvetrees where the f##k did he get a name like that!!

Look at them all out there having fun. If I knew I’d miss the games of hopscotch I never would have said yes to captain :(.

Ireland 30 points England 0. Just dreaming.

george hook can go build a bridge…… im skipper now. hahaha (evil laugh)

“will the people at the journal write a meaningful article about me”

Will I wear the girly white boots or the girly yellow boots…. Big Decisions. Lol

Paulie better gimme back those headphones !

If I don’t look at him, he’ll go away …

I wonder where they get insurance for when the wheels come off the chariot?

For the love of God, how long more is ROG going to be in the jacks, I’m bursting!

I really liked those Findus lasagnas….

I wonder have the english grand slam jerseys been designed with me in mind

Will I part my hair too the left or right on Sunday …tuff being a hipster

Blue Steel for now and I ‘ll keep Magnum in reserve for the victorious post match interview.

I miss my Mo..

Jamie just read the The New Zealand post and thinks “It should of been me…… Britain’s greatest rugby star ever!”

:”What was the point in asking who took the horse to France in that Kerrymaid ad”

When is my nct up ?

just squeezed one out and no one noticed. Keep the pose my boy keep the pose…..

Who’s taking Sexton to France?

What kinda name is Twelvetrees?

This could be our Year.

Enda put us in the shit this week, it’s up to me & the lads to pull Ireland back out of it

Tha auld enemy this weekend, The Dragon slain last weekend, 2 weeks since we entered camp….. SHIT! DID I TURN OF THA F####N EMERSION!!?

What would Brian do in this photo

Comith the hour cometh the man

I wonder how long I’ll serve in prison for murdering The English on Sunday.

FFS….Fianna Fail on 26% in an opinion poll…can’t believe there are that many stupid people in the country!!

Can’t wait to win Sunday cause then coppers here we come. It’s gonna be epic

I wonder should I ask for Ross O’Carroll Kelly to get a call up?

That top speech balloon looks like a rugby ball……

Why am i seeing rugby balls everywhere i look….

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I’d better not forget to take the pork chops out of the freezer so they’ll defrost on time.

that would be an ecumenical matter Brian

Bookz mak me luk smrt

Did i book my hairdresser for sunday.

I love my new hairstyle :-)

What does gangnam style mean?

I wonder if Declan will make me General of the team, then I’ll outrank Daddy.

How do they get the figs in the fig rolls?

9 months till Movember. The Pencil was ok in 2012, but this year I must step it up…full-on Magnum or a simple after-eight….

I love you, Brian

“Id love to be in the pub for the match on Sunday on the other hand I get to captain the Irish team to victory over England!”

What the f@#k are those white circles?

How cool is my hair.

I don’t know why Declan won’t let me bring my dog, I’m the captain now ffs.

What has Brian got that I haven’t

I still don’t understand the point of cricket.

Its tough being this cool!!

I bet some journo will paste a few bubbles over me on this picture and get a few laughs……..BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!

Books…. I have them on vinyl

its all Zebo Zebo Zebo!!… what about me??

Everytime I get an itchy ass theres someone around, piss off like!!

‘I would kill to go for a few pints tonight’

Turtle or Tortoise! WTF?

I always thought that Bod had it easy.

I wish Brian would retire so I can get an interview before and after the game, it’s not fair.

i hope nobody smell that?

Why didn’t he pick someone else.

Some shite weather in this country!

How on earth was I picked over, BO’D and Rory

biscuit or cake?

Grand Slam, here I come.

He’s wondering if Zebo is going to pull off that flick like last weekend.!!
C’mon the lads in green.!!

‘Ah ill leave it, it’s too cold in Paris “

I’d love a kebab and a curry chip…

That Lazangne tasted funny..

Daddy or chips, daddy or chips…

new special in bear…… fillet of frankel

Chariots – we will show respect but there is no fear. Steamrollers coming baby.

Coppers or the court après match ???

How do I tell Drico I ate his last rolo?

Man I’d love a Green #1 Foam Finger…

Where the f@#k did I park the car.

Did I leave the iron plugged in? I think I left the iron plugged in…

I know they said to do my homework but there is no way I’m reading all those books.

I wonder if Brian Kennedy thinks I’m a sweetheart too?

why did i buy four houses in edenderry and two in longford

A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse

Wait till I get my hands on that damned make up lady!!!! I’m a rugby player for God sake!

If only I could tell the lads the truth, that the cardigan in the locker room after the match was mine and not Robs.

To pee, or not to pee,…….

What’s these bubbles at the side of my head?

I bet that’s Brian outside surrounded by paps

this is as good as it gets,bring it on

I know a song that will get on your nerves get on your nerves get on your, church!!!!!!!!!!! ‘

Hhhmmmmmmm Will I wear my blue jeans or wine chinos ???????

This rugby lark is all well and good, but how do they get the figs into the fig rolls?

What did Drico me “captain my captain”.?

I wonder what Declan really thinks !!!!!

Ah here, leave it out.

Down with that sort of thing

Steady now !

he is thinking on a plan on how to stop the English on Sunday

I really need to get that fake goofy smile down in interviews, damn it!

How did i get so lucky – i know there are at least 5 guys who deserve captaincy more than me haha

I hope i’m picked for the British and Irish Lions Tour

He certainly has a woman on his mind! A top irish model that promised him “x rated fun” if they best the English on Sunday

Hmm.. Lunch.. I think I’ll have the Roast Beef. With the Frog’s Legs, Tatties and Fava Beans on the side.

Is that pot hole Hector outside.?
I will ring his neck.

What’s these bubbles at the side of my head?

How do they get the figs into the fig rolls?

Will I wear my blue jeans or my wine chinos?????

I wish I had my kindle…..

I hope that one does not smell. Ruck. It does.