A PUNTER IN Cork has backed Ireland to beat Germany 8-0 tonight.
Paddy Power report that they have taken one bet on the never-gonna-happen-in-a-million-years scenario at odds of 500/1.
Fortunately for the fan in the green, white and orange-tinted glasses about to lose their hard-earned cash, there is only one euro riding on the bet.
Another six punters, clearly still dizzy from the memory of the 7-0 thrashing of Gibraltar, have backed Robbie Keane to score a hat-trick at 300/1.
At least we know he’s starting.
Have you had any stupidly optimistic bets this evening?