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According to the bookies, Buzz Lightyear is more likely to die in Toy Story 4 than Georgia are to beat Ireland.

The death of Buzz and Woody: 10 things more statistically likely than Georgia beating Ireland

Dara O’Briain to the Late Late? More likely than Ireland losing on Sunday apparently.

THE ODDS FOR Ireland’s Sunday clash with Georgia were released today and on the back of Joe Schmidt’s side’s big win against South Africa, Ireland were naturally installed as heavy favourites.

The handicap is a whopping 39 points in Ireland’s favour and you can back Georgia at 33/1 to win at the Aviva.

We took a look at the various betting sites to find things that are more statistically likely to happen than Ireland losing on Sunday – well, according to the odds anyway.

It might be tempting fate a little given how close the game was the last time Ireland played the Georgians, but it didn’t hurt us when Ireland played Gibraltar awhile back.

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So here are 10 bets – that according to the bookies – are more likely to be winners than Georgia beating Ireland.

South Africa to have 0 wins on November tour – 22/1

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South Africa were pretty awful against Ireland last Saturday and apparently there is a greater chance of them losing to England, Italy and Wales this month than the Georgians taking an Irish scalp.

Scotland to beat the All Blacks – 14/1

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Vern Cotter’s brand of Scottish woshkabomy was in full view as his side won a 41-31 cracker against Argentina on Saturday. Like Ireland, Scotland have never beaten the All Blacks so this would be a fairly monumental upset.

The Lions and All Blacks to draw test series in 2017 – 30/1

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There hasn’t been a drawn Lions test since 1974 so we are starting to get into fairly ridiculous territory here.

David Ferrer to win the 2015 French Open

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His record at the French Open is okay – one final, one semi and two quarters. Still, he routinely gets beaten by Rafael Nadal at this event.

Rory McIlroy to win three majors in 2015 – 25/1

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McIlroy is a phenomenal player but these odds should definitely be longer given how big a role weather can play in the sport. Also, only two golfers have ever won three majors in a year and Jack Nicklaus was never able to do it.

Galway to win the 2015 All-Ireland football championship – 25/1

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25/1 to for another rendition of ‘people of Galway, we love you’.

Here are some non-sporting bets that ridiculously, are more likely than Ireland losing.

Enda Kenny to be the next Irish President – 25/1

I’m no politics guru, but this doesn’t seem very likely.

Prince George to be the next English monarch – 20/1

Given there are two lads ahead of him in the queue, you should probably keep your money in your pocket on this one.

Dara O’Briain to be the next host of The Late Late Show – 33/1

Dara O'Briain hosts The Apprentice: You're Fired PA WIRE PA WIRE

This would be brilliant but might just be the most unlikely thing on this list.

Buzz Lightyear (or Woody) to be killed off in Toy Story 4 – 30/1

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NOOOOOO!!! Hopefully the creators of Toy Story kill off Andy (33/1) instead.

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    Mute Andy Byrne
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    Nov 12th 2014, 2:06 PM

    Just spoke to Keith Barry and according to him Georgia will pull off a shock win at the Aviva!…

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    Nov 12th 2014, 2:50 PM

    Hmmm…Rugby World Cup 2007, Ireland 14 Georgia 10, Georgia were leading 10-7 until Dempsey’s lucky try in the 55th minute? Remember that? Arrogant, disrespectful, complacent article. No international rugby team and no international test game should be taken for granted like this.

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    Mute Gary
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    Nov 12th 2014, 7:18 PM

    Derek, well said. Every team can be beaten.

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    Nov 12th 2014, 2:19 PM

    Please media don’t turn irish rugby into England circa 2003 or Wales since then, media hyped so much everyone wants you to fail because you look arrogant.

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    Nov 12th 2014, 2:35 PM

    Hmm…think I’m up for Georgia now…. Very arrogant article.

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    Mute Liam is ainm dumb
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    Nov 12th 2014, 2:49 PM

    Not a fan of these kinda aricles Will..
    ..reeks of arrogance

    Remember ESPN did something similar for the US Ryder Cup team when Europe looked down and out on final day 2 years ago..

    Plus, how Galway only 25/1?! Should be double that

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    Nov 12th 2014, 3:41 PM

    Considering the uproar about Bok TV’s scheduled add on Monday about beating Ireland, this a bit embarrassing.

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    Nov 12th 2014, 2:25 PM

    This Ireland team are cute enough now to play their own game regardless of opposition & despite what bookies/journos say. Bookies weren’t too hot last week with the South Africa odds!

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    Nov 12th 2014, 3:33 PM

    You can get about 75/1 at Betfair. Interestingly, a draw between Germany and Gibraltar is trading at around 150/1.

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    Nov 12th 2014, 3:06 PM

    Mayo for sam

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