CENTURIES OF EMIGRATION have left Ireland and Australia inextricably linked despite their geographical differences. Tomorrow, however, the two nations will be at war.
Not actual war, you understand, but sporty war. Yes, our best and brightest GAA and rugby players are going up against their counterparts in the two codes.
So, before the one off International Rules match throws in at 9.45 AM and the rugby Test kicks off at 4.30 PM, here’s a taster of some of the bragging rights that will be up for grabs.
Which nation’s Simpsons episode was better?
Enda Kenny v Tony Abbott
The battle of the ‘Prime Ministers’ could get a little sweaty.
When will you Australians learn? In America, we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better. The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently in the darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free! ‘Cos as the old saying goes, “let your children run wild and free”..
Fosters is not Australian, they just market it as Australian. You’d be hard pressed to find it anywhere here. Carlton (muck) and Coopers (nice) would be the main ones.
Each Oz state has its own major beer (bar the Northern Territory which lets face it has nothing but Ayers Rock and Crocs) so mentioning Fosters would get you run out of town.
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I see you’ve played knifey spoony before
‘Beer it is’
“…you call that a knife?..”
I’d have called them “chazzwazzers”
They’re in the larie, in the bone wizard, they’re all over the malong-ga-gool-a-chuck!
When will you Australians learn? In America, we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better. The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently in the darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free! ‘Cos as the old saying goes, “let your children run wild and free”..
This is just Commical, brilliant
Twink vs. Kylie. Game over.
I’d call that a nil all draw actually.
Supermacs Vs. Hungry Jack’s
Supermacs v Hungry Jacks? Hungrys is a burger king. So both are shite….unless you starving after a feed of pints…
Purple snack v tim tams.. Purple snack = winner
Great call chief. Is the purple snack actually irish? It should be global!
U2 vs AC/DC !?! Are you for fcuking real ? AC/DC would eat U2 and sh*t Bonos sun glasses.
In fairness to U2 they haven’t re-released the same song for the last 20-30 years.
Yeah but new sh*te is still sh*te.Besides who’s more fun at a live gig ?
Ned Kelly V Enda Kenny ?? Game Over we win.
Ronan keating vs Jason donavon
‘Old mate’ v ‘yer man’.
As an Irish citizen, I can say that the battle of the prime ministers is an easy one to solve: Australia wins hands down!
But Ireland will win in the rugby tomorrow.
Ah now John I live in Australia and Tony would give Enda a good run for his money in terms of being an arrogant, out of touch, dim-witted plank!
Not even close. Tony Abbott is one of the most stupid leaders in the history of western civilisation http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c3IaKVmkXuk
Thats what he said australia wins.?read his comment again
Tony Abbott is what you’d get if Enda Kenny took up boxing and got a few to many shots to the head.
Irish Coleslaw v Aussie Coleslaw, no contest. Seriously they dont have a proper dressing on their coleslaw practically water.
Your right, it’s finally time to get serious about coleslaw
Capsicum vs pepper… Bottle vs stubby… Esky vs cooler… :)
Guinness v fosters no argument
Not really a comparison. More like harp vs fosters
Haven’t met 1 Australian who’s ever even heard of fosters
You can’t compare Big W to Penneys, sure they sell Apple products for God’s sake! Kmart would be a better comparison.
Is there a Kmart in Ireland?
Irish Lunatics v Aussie Larrikins .
Trad Session v Aussie BBQ
Jameson v Bundaberg
Alf would kick his arse
Sure dinny had a limp.
And he had teasy on his side
Donnach vs the Honey Badger: HB is hilarious on a regular basis, but D’s tight red undie incident in 2006 is yet to be matched on a rugby pitch
I love the badger!!!
Am I the only one looking forward to the International Rules game in the morning more than the Rugby?
Probably.
You’re not Tommy. Most Victorians who have no interest in rugby will watch it.
Ah Dave , u have missed ur coleslaw so much !!!
Paddies and Bruces , Marys and Sheilas are all alright
Sheila’s v Bridy’s
5-4 to Australia with 2 ties….. God I’m sad…..
Christine Keneally v Mary Harney
Bovril v’s marmite ! Bovril wins ☕️
Guinness vs fosters no contest
Fosters is not Australian, they just market it as Australian. You’d be hard pressed to find it anywhere here. Carlton (muck) and Coopers (nice) would be the main ones.
VB :-)
Tuoheys
Only people who drink Fosters are dim witted Brits and Americans. Carlton Crownie for me mmhmmm
Each Oz state has its own major beer (bar the Northern Territory which lets face it has nothing but Ayers Rock and Crocs) so mentioning Fosters would get you run out of town.