1. A season ticket to the Airtricity League team of his choice
Credit: INPHO/Donall Farmer
He seems to have taken a shine to Paddy the Panther and Richmond Park since last Friday night.
2. This t-shirt
3. A truck load of Muller Yoghurt
Our Italian is a little rusty but it definitely sounds like he enjoy its creaminess.
YouTube credit: Arschkuebchen
Just look at his face…
4. A new English tutor
Because this one is clearly useless.
YouTube credit: SpotandWeb
5. A Zlatan voodoo doll
How else are we going to stop Sweden’s talisman?
Credit: Antonio Calanni/AP/Press Association Images and Steve O’Rourke
6. A big hug
Although if he’s not keen to accept one from your assistant manager when Wes Hoolahan scores, we don’t fancy our our chances of getting close to him.
What would you buy Trap for his birthday?