IF YOU HEAR any rumours about England players being bored and uninspired during their couple of weeks at the World Cup, ignore them.
This is the Urca Military Base in Rio De Janeiro, the World Cup home of Roy Hodgson’s lovable England squad.
Too high up for you? Come a little closer
How about sea level, or track level even
There’s Roy in his Steve Staunton cap, telling his players where the nearest Full English breakfast can be found
If you could choose anywhere in the world to play a bit of football…