1. Spare tickets, anyone got spare tickets?
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2. Berno’s back to his best
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3. I’ll meet you outside Quinns
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4. Clucko’s coming up to take it, put up the flag
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5. Deano’s nearly as famous as the auld fella now
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6. There’s no one faster than Jack McCaffrey
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7. Ya can’t bate the laugh on the Hill
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8. Thank God, Kilkenny came back from Oz
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9. MDMA for Footballer of the Year
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10. I don’t mind Mayo winning one, just as long as it’s not against us
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11. I heard Alan Brogan’s gone. Did the hammer again. Don’t know if he’ll play again for Dublin.
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12. I heard Alan Brogan’s flying. Roasting fellas in training. I’m tellin ya, he’ll come on at some stage.
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13. Come…on…you…boys…in…blue!
Note: (Repeated at least 10 times)
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14. Bring on Kev Mc for bleedin sake
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15. Good to see Joe McQuillan back as ref
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16. STEEEEEEEEVO, STEEEEEEEEVO
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