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Dublin v Cork: 13 great debates that will be settled in Croke Park tomorrow

Roy or Chippy, stout-wars, tea-wars and much more. This rivalry runs deep.

TOMORROW EVENING WITNESSES the resumption of an age-old rivalry in Ireland.

You see, we don’t really have that whole East Coast-West Coast beef. But that’s okay, because the Capital-People’s Republic tension has always been much more serious anyway.

There is no end to the bickering and the cliched ‘bragging rights’ doesn’t go halfway to describing the torture one city will inflict upon the other when victory is theirs.

So, come full-time tomorrow, we will finally have a definitive answer (for at least seven days) to this baker’s dozen of hot, hot topics.

Roy Keane v Liam Brady

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Guinness v Murphy’s

Photocall Ireland

RedFM v FM104

Coppers v Havanas

Credit: @Havana_Browns

Lyons v Barry’s

“Beoirs” v “Buurds”

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“Bleedin’ massive!” v “The berries!”

O’Keefe’s v Old Mister Brennan

Port Tunnel v Jack Lynch Tunnel

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Kinsale v Howth

Photocall Ireland

English Market v Moore Street

Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland

Ronan O’Gara v Jonathan Sexton

Thin Lizzy v Sultans of Ping

YouTube credit: Slaine Macroth

Well, who comes out on top of those 13 little skirmishes?

Here’s the video to get Cavan fans pumped this weekend

Jim Gavin on… slow starts, style, and the physicality of modern football

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    Mute Patrick Dunphy
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    Aug 2nd 2013, 9:37 PM

    4 euro a pint vs 7 euro a pint

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    Mute Ciaran Harford
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    Aug 2nd 2013, 11:46 PM

    True but you’re paying for the company

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    Mute Maurice Brew
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    Aug 3rd 2013, 12:24 AM

    I think all of us taxpayers are paying for the ‘company’ in quinns ciaran..

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    Mute Ciaran Harford
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    Aug 3rd 2013, 3:38 AM

    Try McSorleys

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    Mute Ciarán O'Shea
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    Aug 2nd 2013, 9:39 PM

    You were going well until the last one .Sultans of ping shouldn’t even be in the same sentence as Thin Lizzy.

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    Mute Jamie O Sullivan
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    Aug 2nd 2013, 11:45 PM

    Why put the sultans with Lizzy, sacrilege.
    Why not Rory Gallagher and Thin Lizzy?

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 12:12 AM

    Because Rory’s from Ballyshannon Co. Donegal Jamie

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    Mute Columbo Di Sullivano
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    Aug 3rd 2013, 3:49 AM

    You can be born anywhere, it’s where you are reared that matters. Rory Gallagher was reared in Cork and developed his love of music in that city. That fact he was born in Donegal is wholly irrelevant.

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    Mute Neil Murphy
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    Aug 3rd 2013, 10:45 AM

    Also buried in Ballincollig, Cork.

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 9:46 PM

    How could this be settled tomorrow, they play again with sticks!

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    Mute Conor Curtis
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    Aug 2nd 2013, 10:22 PM

    Eh rog wins one anyway

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    Mute Kevin Dennis
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    Aug 3rd 2013, 1:57 AM

    If Bernard Brogan plays well tomorrow, the Dubs shall win. If he does not, our young forwards shall struggle against the tall, fit and ready to play dirty Corkonians.

    This is a major test for the young Dub cubs. The likes of Kilkenny, Andrews, Rock, Paul Mannion.

    I remember the 2010 semi final loss to our Cork cousins. I was living abroad and watched it in a bar full of Corkies. We threw it away. A hard loss to watch. Ditto with the league final loss in 2011.

    But, this is a very different Dublin team. Hopefully the bottler tag gets thrown into the battle bank.

    Up the Dubs!

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    Mute Lump Hammer
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    Aug 2nd 2013, 9:38 PM

    Please Dublin beat these jealous bitter parasites tomorrow….

    Cork people truly hate dubs… Hopefully we give them another reason tomorrow night

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    Mute Tony Skillington
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    Aug 2nd 2013, 10:04 PM

    Sounding a bit bitter there yerself lump..

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    Mute john connolly
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    Aug 2nd 2013, 10:31 PM

    Along with the rest of Ireland who hate the dubs

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    Mute Lump Hammer
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    Aug 2nd 2013, 10:34 PM

    Sad jealous fools

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 11:01 PM

    Angry chap.

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 11:08 PM

    Everyone hates the fecking Dubs

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    Mute Lump Hammer
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    Aug 2nd 2013, 11:22 PM

    Yeah because you want what you can’t have!

    Dublin is the ONLY city in Ireland, while you Stone Age people are stuck with you’re depressing country life

    Game set & match Lump Hammer

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    Mute Sean Lynch
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    Aug 2nd 2013, 11:37 PM

    Well we don’t in Kerry, we are just as happy to beat Cork every year as much as Dublin :p

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 11:40 PM

    Reply fail ! Sorry

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    Mute Thomas Barry
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    Aug 2nd 2013, 11:53 PM

    your

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 1:05 AM

    I don’t hate the Dubs & most people I know in Waterford don’t either. In fact everybody I know is hoping for a Dublin V Limerick hurling final.

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    Mute cretin
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    Aug 3rd 2013, 1:54 AM

    What u smoking???

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 10:13 AM

    E’s off a pipe, what are you smoking?

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 9:36 PM

    Murphy’s is great. Wouldn’t use anything else to clean the jacks.

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 10:03 PM

    Don’t forget the Beamish…we make two stouts down here don’t ya know.:)

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 11:51 PM

    Neither holds a candle to the true drink

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 12:29 AM

    Dungarvan Brewing Company’s Black Rock is where the future lies when it comes to stout :)

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 3:52 AM

    Guinness is watery shite. And this isn’t a myth. Diageo actually add extra water to the stuff. If they put as much effort into the drink itself as they put into the marketing of it, they might have a decent stout.

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 8:32 AM

    I dunno….Ive drank a lot of Murphys and it never leaves the toilet too clean!

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 9:32 AM

    Guinness was first brewed in england . Check. Murphys is the real deal .

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 11:58 PM

    @Lump – I’m from Cork and I or no one I know hates the Dubs. We go for matches and concerts and have a great craic. You can’t speak for a whole county. Just enjoy the game for what it is! Daycent.

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 10:51 PM

    I get on very well with people from Cork. Seriously I do because they think the sun shines out of their arse too.

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 11:43 PM

    ROG the legend V a dumb looking choking gimp… Only one winner there I’m afraid!

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    Mute Ciaran Harford
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    Aug 2nd 2013, 11:54 PM

    Three years ago called. Wants its topic of conversation back. ROG may have had a better kicking percentage while their careers overlapped but remember when ROG took over from Humphreys. He couldn’t kick pi*s off a rope.

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 12:48 AM

    The man from Dublin or the man from San Diego California?

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 1:02 PM

    rog couldnt tackle for shit!!!

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 11:13 PM

    Cork supporters: beware, last train out of Heuston at 8pm tomorrow. Driver’s strike.

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 11:14 AM

    Sure what harm, just being a spare cork jersey for coppers tomorrow night..

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 9:39 PM

    Keane . Barry’s. And definitely beoires . FCK the rest

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 11:35 PM

    Lyons ya eejit ya ! :p

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 9:30 AM

    I’ll teabag you ya bowser

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 9:54 PM

    According to R.T.E. Cork wants to be the food capital of Ireland. They are getting really desperate now !

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 3:53 AM

    West Cork already is the food capital you mong.

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 8:46 AM

    West Waterford would dispute that, Ireland’s only Michelin star Hotel/restaurant, The Cliff House in Ardmore + The Tannery, Nude Food, Merry’s & Co in Dungarvan.

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 7:48 AM

    Beamish is best in the South of the city and Murphys in the North. We also produce Shandon Stout. Never heard of “the berries”. Red FM is sh’ite, Shed FM much better (Radio Friendly for nostalgia) – but at least Red FM’s main anchor didn’t have a wank on the plane. Jack Lynch tunnel is free and was built first. Poor Phil Lynnot was tormented by racism and heroin, the Sultans were just mad.
    BTW Cork airport is much better than Dublin: 5 minutes from check in to gate.

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 10:55 PM

    I don’t care what anyone says, I’m there and I cannot wait. GO ON THE DUBS!!!!!!

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 10:01 PM

    Sir Henrys V La Mirage

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 11:46 PM

    Henrys was daycintttt baiiiiii

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 6:29 AM

    Keane is a nacker

    Murphys is on sale in cork only

    Red fm is a poor clone of 104

    Coppers is king

    Barry’s tea is Protestant tea

    Beoir is actually a tipp saying

    Bleeding massive is ………bleeding massive

    Mr.brennans is the best thing since , well slice bread

    The jack lynch tunnel is a flood plain

    There’s no such thing as “wrights of kinsale”

    English market?? ………ill say no more

    Sexton obviously , o gara never started a lions text never mind 3

    Thin Lizzy and who ???????

    Up the dubs

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    Mute Ronnie James Dio Linnane
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    Aug 3rd 2013, 8:05 AM

    I bought murphys in dublin last week and is guiness not protestant stout na?

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 10:05 PM

    A breast in a bun plzkthxbai!

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 7:12 AM

    In fairness to Dublin – it would be a beautiful City (perhaps up there with Cork) if it wasn’t full of Dubs

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 9:39 PM

    If this goes to Extra Time hopefully Cork have made alternative transport arrangements as we don’t want a repeat of this
    http://youtu.be/dfbes7S26kE

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 1:09 AM

    Sultans of Ping v Thin Lizzy wtf like??????

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 7:36 AM

    Ok well on a football front it would seem to me that cork are coming up against a Dublin team bang on form were as Cork have struggled to put in a good 20 min in any game. This Cork side fails to live up to their undoubted talent but put a Dublin team in front of them and hand them the under dog tag and that might just be the ticket

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 9:40 PM

    The women! Nuff said, cya ya next year maybe, Cork :-P

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 12:03 AM

    Ah now. Cork women will know how to look after ya. That’s one flaw with the auld dubs. The birds’ll never make you tea / a sambo on demand. I can still hear it. “Do you want a posh tayto sandwich… And what about some noooodles?” – “yes please… Does that come with tea? Barry’s? No Lyon’s? Ok then” J1s man. The business

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 12:13 AM

    O’Gara v Sexton no contest, jonny every day

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 1:23 AM

    And you’re sports mad!?!

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 11:17 AM

    Haha good one

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 11:17 AM

    I was talking to sportsmad

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 5:24 PM

    You must like the odd bottler or two

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    Aug 2nd 2013, 9:35 PM

    And were off………

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 12:44 AM

    Where is the love?

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 5:52 PM

    Dubliner cheese is the best!!!! :) Cork made of course!!

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 12:04 AM

    Thin Lizzy v Sultans of Ping and Cork loses …. But go like with like and Thin Lizzy v Rory Gallagher and it’s Cork all the way boy!!!!!

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 1:20 AM

    Some Corkonians are like the Brits when it comes to claiming those that aren’t their own, Rory was born in Donegal as stated earlier, check it out man :-)

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 8:10 AM

    His parents lived there for a few months, then went back to Cork.

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 8:42 AM

    Next they’ll be trying to claim Johnathan Rhys Myers……

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 9:36 AM

    And Guinness is English ya thick jackeen

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 10:27 AM

    Ye can keep him. We have Cillian Murphy ;)

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 10:58 AM

    And we have Colin Far…..ok you win this one!

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 1:46 PM

    @William, Guinness is actually owned by Diageo which is a global conglomerate you cretinous mullah :-)

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 2:37 PM

    like Lyons…

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 8:39 AM

    Surprised theres no KCs vs Leo Burdocks…

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 5:20 PM

    Screw Kc’s had food poisoning twice from there. Give me a Hillbillies any day!

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 8:04 AM

    Sultans of ping??? Jog on baiii…. Rory Gallagher all day kid

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 8:53 AM

    There have been games poor old Johnny couldn’t kick snow off a rope..

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 12:38 AM

    Metalman pale Ale, Denny rashers, Brendan Boyer, John O’Shea, ;) blaas, Dunmore East, Sean Kelly, SPRAOI & WLR. G’wan Waterford!!!!!! :)

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    Aug 3rd 2013, 9:00 AM

    Red fm ? Am 96FM has more listeners

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