7. Make a good first impression
By gliding in from stage right and staring through your jam-jar specs and down the camera to the watching football world. You can already feel the texts buzzing into the mobile phone in your pocket. You’re a legend.
6. Bring the funny
We’re on the Mrs Brown’s Boys end of the comedy spectrum rather than say, Louis CK or The Office. Gurn behind the presenters back and you won’t go far wrong.
YouTube: Tom Newton
5. Get creative with signs
Get an adult to help you with the scissors but cornflakes boxes and toilet roll inserts make great placards. This chap paid homage to Sky’s Deadline Day Daddy, Jim White.
Well done, young man.
4. Don’t get too creepy
Like these two Norwich fans.
3. Do a little dance by some roadworks
2. Help the reporter do his job by throwing footballs at his head
They love it, obviously.
YouTube: drjay58
1. Don’t ‘spoil it for everybody’
By making rude gestures and other such Deadline Day faux pas. Or Jules will call you out.
YouTube: jaracklawrence
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