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Ronaldo's new shampoo ad is the most stereotypical CR7 clip on the internet

You’re better than this, Cristiano.

CRISTIANO RONALDO IS a magnificent footballer.

He scores bags of goals, his athleticism is pretty much without peer in the sport, he carries the expectations for club and country on his shoulders, and if there’s a better player in the world right now than him, there are not two.

So why, we ask ourselves, does CR7 allow himself to get roped into embarrassing ad shoots like this when he has his pick of endorsements.

Featuring, Cristiano checking out his hair in the mirror.

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Ronaldo perfecting his own Blue Steel

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“It’s important to have a good image outside of football and inside of football too. I like to have a good image.”

Really Cristiano? Then why are you dodging dandruff balls in the style of 1999′s biggest sleeper hit, The Matrix?

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Here’s the whole damn thing.

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    Mute IrishGravyTrain
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    Jul 21st 2014, 12:36 PM

    Isn’t messi Head n Shoulders. Always competing against each other those boys, on and off the pitch.

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    Mute Graham Kavanagh
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    Jul 21st 2014, 12:29 PM

    Filmed in the dressing room before a game…. these days I think all clubs have real stylists.

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    Jul 21st 2014, 12:38 PM

    It’s a sad world, keano would not be happy. http://youtu.be/F_-9X47gvqU

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    Jul 21st 2014, 12:42 PM

    Ha, that’s deadly.

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    Mute Padraig Stapleton
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    Jul 21st 2014, 6:59 PM

    On hols in Madeira at the mo, you can’t move for CR7 merchandise and adverts. He even has his own CR7 museum, €15 entry! Mental…

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