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United paranoia, Diana Ross and big drunk culchies: It’s Comments of the Week

You guys have outdone yourselves this time.

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IT’S SATURDAY, TIME to look back on the week that was before another jam-packed weekend of sport devours us all.

Here’s how you beautiful, beautiful commenters earned your green thumbs this week.

Patrick Keane has seen some poor penalties, but Jason Puncheon took the biscuit.

“That penalty by Diana Ross in world cup 94 was better”

In the wake of Sean O’Brien’s commitment to these shores for another two years, I Love My County lost the run of himself:

“Ah to hell with it, I’ll be red thumbed and couldn’t care less!!! I’m saying it here and now… We’re gonna win this World Cup next year. 6 Nations this year is all about blooding, getting the perfect game and possibly pushing England & France for the title but  we’ve a heap of solid proven young players supplemented by incredibly experienced world class players.
we’re going to win the 6 Nations in ’15 &; RWC 2015!!!!!”

Word at the mart left Jamie O’Toole in no doubt he’d stay.

“He was never going to go lads..he has prize winning cattle here that need to be fed and watered!”

Stef Ruddell had the measuring tape out to scientifically determine the extent of Seamus Coleman’s progress:

“Coleman is the most improved player in the league. He’s literally gone from very good to super whopper turbo rappa minty fresh!!!”

You may have seen this joke around since, but  Ronaldo had barely touched the golden ball when Aoifs2707 unleashed this gem.

“Also congrats to Ashley Young who won the FIFA Fallon d’Floor award. …”

You want more Man Utd bashing? Here goes Ricky Spanish in response to Liverpool’s partnership with a certain retailer of delicious donut goods.

“Would make more sense for them to sponsor Man Utd as they both have holes in their middle.”

Relax, United fans: Bad Ass Baracus tells us they’re all still  paranoid.

“As a Liverpool fan this is my worst nightmare……Liverpool finishing 4th, Utd finishing 5th but winning CL……….FML if this happens!”

I Love My County is back, but he’s not proud of his pitch-invading past.

“He’s right… While some of the greatest, memorable scenes in GAA history are of pitch invasions, we now live in a Health n Safety mad world but also I think the players should be allowed celebrate their success with the mgmt team and teammates on the field and do a lap of honour… rather than some big drunk culchie (I’ve been that drunk culchie) slobbering all over your face, telling you that your going to get your hole no bother for the next year, while simultaneously trying to rob your Hurley…….”

Amid more insight into the extreme lengths GAA teams go to to seek an edge, Pat Lee reckons the beach is no place for bald middle aged fat men – and dammit, he’s probably right.

“My issue would not be with the inter county guys but with the junior b managers after reading this article will have every player running up mountains and beaches at 5 in morning. The beach is going to be a scary place early in morning with middle aged bald fat men puking and collapsing all over the place . Monkey see monkey do”.

Warren Gatland picks his Six Nations squad, Eoin Ryan is outraged. OUTRAGED!

“He fails to pick any Irish again its a bloody disgrace!”

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