The pair will head up Croagh Patrick together on 28 April in a fundraiser entitled ‘Enda’s trek with Trap’s Green Army’. But what did the pair say to each other today in Dublin?
“Thanks Trappa but i dont think im yer man…shur ya seen how shite i am dealin with them europeans….but then again, what else would i be doin?.. shur dont i have the whole feckin summer off!?”
Eya Enda I hava uniforma fora a chippa, you won’ta havta be ana outta worka, unemployable, lifa-long liabilitia ana tea-leafen gob-shita lika every otha fella that hada your job.
Trap: Hey Enda Will you mind covering for Robbie Keane if he gets injured
Enda: Yeah sure
Trap: Here is the No 10 Jersey you will be wearing
Enda. Cheers Trap
Trap. You better not let us down
Wonder where I’m trying to get us votes today from, it’s either the Fermanagh or the Limerick crowd with the green and white, should be handy enough, that ould fella is either county board or an umpire I’d say
‘If I hold it like this it’d remind you of croagh Patrick, t’would, we’ll laugh and laugh all the way down trap honest to goodness… t’is a mayo jersey isn’t it?’
Enda – hey trap thanks for the jersey just a thing there- have u heard about our new going to Poland/Ukraine in June Tax- yea it was in there with house, water, air tax oh wait air is next year-so Gio pay up
Trap- ahhhh jaysus
TRAP SAYS we are both paid to lead Ireland to success and glory im actually doing it and still get slated you are not and are still top the popularity contest,I know says enda and laughs as he takes the shirt of the irish peoples back!
The Government and the Irish Soccer team manager announce new joint Green Tax initiative. Every Irish fan going to the Euro Championships will be charged the new €10 Green Tax for the privilege of wearing their national colours.
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“I thought you were … Ehhhh , how you say.. Ehhhh … A blue shirt”?
Is that number how many more months the government is going to last?
That would be too many
Wow… Tough crowd tonight
Actual number of people who have paid household charge , less than previously stated by the Govt.
Enda: any chance of getting Ireland back?
Trap: No.
Enda: That’s what Angela said too.
I haven’t seen this many thumbs down since Spartacus.
Hopefully soon a caption competition without a politian in it :)
At the Enda the day its for charity….
What do you think of my new idea Trap? It’s called the 10 point plan.
10. The amount in Euros we could afford to pay trap without the help of my best buddy, Dennis O Brien.
“Thanks Trappa but i dont think im yer man…shur ya seen how shite i am dealin with them europeans….but then again, what else would i be doin?.. shur dont i have the whole feckin summer off!?”
The national happiness index….out of 100….
” And today we reveal the total brain cell count in the Dail”
One of these men does not speak English.
Ah yer very good Mt Tranantini …….. O’Gara’s shirt by gob, with my name on it !
10K, the unvouched expenses I can claim for going up a hill with an elderly companion.
Enda “don’t know if I can pull on the green jersey since I haven’t paid my household charge”
Hi I’m Enda Kenny standing in for Barry Scott and this is cillit bang!
Just in case you forget who your meant to be representing Enda
So Gio how much do you get from Denis???
He’s going to play left back! – Yea, left back in the dressing room!
OMG! Our new Chinese partners did such a great job on this new jersey! Listen to me …. New Jersey! You’d think I’d been in the states for weeks!
Kenny – “OH MY GOD!! Trap is AWESOME! *pulls stupid smiley face and giggles* I’m in the Ireland team now, up yours Gilmore! Haha!!”
Trap – “…I put my keys on the table and he rolled around for half an hour on the carpet with them!! F*****g Gobsh*te!!”
Taken From the Book of Kenny. Chapter 10 – Thou shall not work in this country again !
“Pat will be delighted when I present him with this”…..
Giovanni Trappatoni and Enda Onhisowni
Trap “Enda how much is the fine for not paying my household charge” Enda’ ” no panic trapper, it is only a Keano”
Sorry to hear about your poor management style and inability to express yourself clearly….Mr Kenny
“Your squad have worked very hard to get us to where we are today. Petty I can’t say that for my bunch”
Enda: Eh Trap……Micky Noonan is on the phone……he wants to know did you pay VAT on that jersey?
Aww he’s giving me the shirt of his back
What do you mean corrupt payments enda?
Trap: didn’t realise this guy was fluent in bullshit I thought he only spoke English
The question is- which one would you prefer running the country?
I am knowing this man , he can be important leader in this country ! He appears simples !
Trap: Dat a chat u a hada in New York with my boss certainly worked!
Eya Enda I hava uniforma fora a chippa, you won’ta havta be ana outta worka, unemployable, lifa-long liabilitia ana tea-leafen gob-shita lika every otha fella that hada your job.
Trap: Hey Enda Will you mind covering for Robbie Keane if he gets injured
Enda: Yeah sure
Trap: Here is the No 10 Jersey you will be wearing
Enda. Cheers Trap
Trap. You better not let us down
Ok that was a lame comment I will try harder :-)
Enda:No! it’s Enda Kenny not Paddy,you need to watch more games Fabio.
Trap:it’s Giovanni not Fabio and you need to f?~k off.
Wonder where I’m trying to get us votes today from, it’s either the Fermanagh or the Limerick crowd with the green and white, should be handy enough, that ould fella is either county board or an umpire I’d say
Trapattoni – “I a think that this man is ho..hon…”
Manuela *whispers” – “honest”
Trapattoni – “Yes, a, this man is honest, unlike Signor Berlusconi”
See Enda’s reaction for yourself.
oh, my god – they killed Kenny!
bastardos!
Enda trap will trek green barmy !
Actual number of people who have paid household charge, less than previously stated by the Govt.
Bunga Bunga later with me Enda?
‘If I hold it like this it’d remind you of croagh Patrick, t’would, we’ll laugh and laugh all the way down trap honest to goodness… t’is a mayo jersey isn’t it?’
Trap to Enda.
Jaysus Enda your some man to pass the ball! Your move in Davos made Pele in his prime look an amateur.
Enda – hey trap thanks for the jersey just a thing there- have u heard about our new going to Poland/Ukraine in June Tax- yea it was in there with house, water, air tax oh wait air is next year-so Gio pay up
Trap- ahhhh jaysus
Enda’s trap will trek green barmy !
Where the fafangula is Pat Kenny?
Look at the stupid head on Kenny ffs. Neither of those two play a pretty game…
TRAP SAYS we are both paid to lead Ireland to success and glory im actually doing it and still get slated you are not and are still top the popularity contest,I know says enda and laughs as he takes the shirt of the irish peoples back!
Enda for number 10 (Downing Street)!
The amount of defenders Trap intends to use against Spain. Coincidentally, also the amount of goals Russia shoul have beaten Ireland by in Moscow
The Government and the Irish Soccer team manager announce new joint Green Tax initiative. Every Irish fan going to the Euro Championships will be charged the new €10 Green Tax for the privilege of wearing their national colours.
Tell Denis I will ring him later
Great a T Shirt with me name and IQ on it.
The ‘Croagh Patrick’ agreement!
Not to be confused with other great government decisions
That’s 2 comments I posted that appeared and then within seconds disappeared. What’s going on ….
Where’s my post gone?
The ‘Croagh Patrick’ agreement!
Not to be confused with other great government agreements
Enda and Trap announce the new €10 tax on wearing football jerseys if you are not playing football.