finally the Irish team tries to focus

Wow! It’s true, a photo of robbie with his hands down.

Can it shoot!

“it’s the newest japanese camera, with a shutter speed that’s so fast, it can catch Dunphy with his mouth closed”

” Yeah supposedly she just got her tits out so he just clamped on”

Look at this lads.. A slow-motion replay of the Irish defense against Croatia… Oh no.. Wait. It’s set on normal speed.

Focus it on the fans!! Then everyone will forget how bad we are on the pitch! Genius idea!

“Trap, give me sexy!”

“So that’s Michael Fehily? You’re right, his mouth actually is an arse”

jaysus look it’s that pric* troll Ml Fehily

ah Michael, Will ya cop on!! u think they went out there to play bad?!! they had hopes dashed too, they tried and it just wasnt good enough, theyll live and learn hopefully for the world cup.

“Lads do you realise we have taken more shots on this than in last 2 games”

‘Guys. I think theres a pic somewhere in this camera that shows we had possession of the ball at least on one occasion against Spain!!!’

Kevin Doyle looks for proof that Trap likes Cox…

No phrase, but is Paul Green tayho from Into The West.

‘I could get 50 quid for this at home’.

That’s the fan I got the autograph off

Here lads quick look at Claudines t*ts

Is there no end to the ‘negatives’ we can bring home from the euros!!

“Lads it’s one of those high speed cameras. Look you can actually see the Spanish passes.”

Pictures of robbie keanes wife??

And here is that guy with the blond hair and pink shirt called Wallace with a banner saying ” Enda Kenny thinks I’m going to repay my VAT”, at the match in Gdansk!

So thats Athenry Lads. Not sure why they sing about it to us!

Quick lads.Where is the clicky button on this thing?
There’s Roy Keane over there smiling……….

So Paul this is your new career, seen as you have no club and are no good at football.

How do we turn this camera off so no one realises we arnt actually training at all!

did ya’s see that picture of eamonn keegan with the two Croatian fans.

Seriously dude,look,he’s actually sucking her tit!!!

“Hey Steve, Paul, come ‘ere. Look there’s one of the three of us waving to the crowd at around 3 1/2 mins into the two matches….not sure what’s going on in the background”

Be awful handy lads if we could make this yoke do what that yoke in Men in Blacks does, you know that erase people’s memories yoke.

See I told you it was shays fault.

Exposed again

Expect total outrage from Roy Keane on seeing this photo!

“steven ireland was wearing a wig”

looking at the pics of the spanish players that the midfielders had taken thursday?
they spent too much time looking at them in awe and not getting stuck in..where was the passion!?!?

If you press the button marked ‘rew’ we get a draw!

Yes that is Paul green coming on

Kevin Doyle “I can see into the future of Irish football and none of us are there”

Looking for a glimmer of hope.

“Sure it’s no wonder we were hammered, our goal was much bigger than theirs” “No Kev that’s called a wide angled lens”

I’ve heard about these things!

Looking to see how u actually do play football

Is one of them saying-
“hope this camera is better than that disposable one I had, threw it in the bin over 3 weeks ago and still haven’t got my pictures”

Nevermind, I’ll get me coat…………

Must get Shay one of these. He might be able to catch something.

So keith your going to write our names under each picture incase Traps memory starts to go?

so thats what the back of the net looks like

The fans are having a great craic. Can’t wait to go on the lash on Monday.

Lads you heard Trap, he said we need to look at the big picture and start focusing in midfield, so where’s the focus button?

thats robbie i knew he was on the plane with us

“Yep Paul, your photo came out looking like a bruised arse”

I think we had better chance professions because we’re crap footballers………

“I’m going to pretend I’ve pulled a hammer…” says Stephen.
“Damn, I was going to do that. I’ll have to go for the old food poisoning then,” says Kevin.
“Think I’ll say my granny died,’” says Paul.

“Lads, this photography stuff can’t be any harder than going up against Iniesta.”
“Tell me again, which one is the on button?”

Look. I almost don’t look ginger in that photo!

Think we may take up photography as a nixer because we are screwed when it comes to soccer

Maybe we can rewind the last week?

its a ray gun for the Italians lads. ” can you set it to stun kev?” ” yeah, I just have to figure out which end to point or we might have a repeat of Sunday night”.

So, does me arse look big in this one?