It’s a picture message from Chuck Norris of him wearing his new Richard Dunne pyjamas.

Text from Kevin Foley?

Look rio Ferdinand is doing john Terry’s missus!!!

“Robbie just said on Polish TV that it’s always been a dream of his to play for Lechia Gdansk”

And then they picked Martin Kelly!!

It’s a new Mirror app.

Look at the state of me birds gowl.

Joey Barton has been assaulted outside a nightclub. Police are treating it as hilarious… Just like everyone else

Richard Dunne: Here lads have you seen this picture of Joey Barton getting a puck?

remember when we told you what the polish for thank you was, this is what you’ve actually been saying!

No seriously, you are in the squad Paul, look it’s on the score website.

Here lads have you seen the Spanish squad list.

This is how much the Italian’s are paying us to lose to them.

Picture of a large Irish flag with the caption “KEVIN FOLEY SAYS HELLOLEY

Interview with Robbie Keane – He claims it been a life long dream to play in Poland

“Here lads, I’ve hacked the StarbucksIE Twitter account, time for some trolling.”

Porn!

Here lads says here trap might change his formation!!!! Yea right!!!

Richard dunne messes with the google translate settings on trapps phone!

Good news Paul, they need another langer for the 11850 ads

R Dunne: what you’d look like Paul if you had normal hair

Dunne: you were in some heap last nite

“That’s where I scored my only goal”
Dunne “Where’s that?
“Benburb St”

Richard Dunne: “It’s a text from McShane – he says your basement’s getting cold and he’s running out of food.”
Domhnall Gleeson: “Hahaha! I warned him not to come training in Malahide or there would be consequences, but he wouldn’t listen…”

“Here Paul, Roy Keanes latest interview, he reckons you’re worth a start”

The budget accommodation triple bunk beds that the fai has stuck them in while there staying in the Hilton.

Hi lads Joey Barton just tweeted hes found an Irish Granny and wants to play for us.

Hey guys…. look, we’re in a caption competition on the journal.ie

Hey Paul you look a bit like my arse…take a look!

Is my hair really that bad

Dunne: Jeez Paul, you are rubbish- here is a list of things that are better than you, its quite long and includes a drunk cat.
McShane: Yes, you’re right, I really am an awful footballer

look whose declared for Ireland,Ree O’Ferdinand

Richard Dunne: have a look in the mirror, you’re the spitting image of Robin Askwith

So, who won?

Kevin Foley taken up Golf now!

Dunne “hey lads Kevin Foley has updated his facebook status”

Kevin Foley – good look to the boys in Poland, wouldn’t have made the squad anyways, my Granny died suddenly yesterday :(

*Stephen Ireland likes this

See! I told you you were ginger…

Robbie Keane trying to score a goal?

Foley has declared for Northern Ireland

yes Paul this is how rubbish you play in an Ireland jersey- HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Seriously Paul, he’s called you up!

A youTube video of Kevin Foley being told he’s heading home…

Here lads, see this Starbucks tweet? They must be thinking of the Granny Rule

Breaking news sky sports John terry has been ruled out of the euros,rio ferdinand has been overlooked again assistant coach Gary Neville will be stepping in for the injured terry

Hey McShane, Sky Sports Breaking news: Foley thought Trap was joking when he said he was replacing him in the squad with you, now hes after signing for Liverpool to try get into the English Squad!!

its the vid of “2 ladies and a cup”

Here’s your sister.

Paul Mc Shane’s doppelganger – Mike Hucknall

look at the odds for me to score an own goal!

Meanwhile in Sopot, Richard Dunne show’s Paul McShane his new mirror app.

100% this is what they are laughing at!! Paul Mcshanes “god of this era video” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGMuoxihmu4

McShane cant defend….. Theres an app for that.

If only, look at the big happy head up on him.

Mite try and see if my missus will give that a go as Glen whelan looks on

He is showing him the journal app from last week when he was in the picture with his double the road sweeper and the winning caption

Showing him this video off mc Shane. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGMuoxihmu4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

“Ha,ha,’tis Hector. The Poles think im Paul O Connell.Wonder what theyl say bout my man behind me”

Foley wants his boots back !!

You were surprised to get to the euros?the English just called up Martin Kelly!!

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/ieLKVg6fuVd/Aston+Villa+v+Bolton+Wanderers+Premier+League/Y47f8-in5zo/Adam+Bogdan

They have found Scooby-doo

Dunne “You think Foleys pissed off at you Paul? He’s just found out I did a John Terry on his burd!”

Dunne “hey lads Kevin Foley has updated his facebook status”

Kevin Foley – good look to the boys in Poland, wouldn’t have made the squad anyways, my Granny died suddenly yesterday :(

Joey Barton likes this

“You’ve been christened the ‘white pel Paul!”

Dunne just checked mcshane in online for his flight home! Good luck te ye boy your not wanted here!!!