Lads, stop bothering with the pair of illiterate gobsh!tes . This thread was meant for celebrating and reminiscing about a county with an incredible sporting heritage and tradition. So lets do that instead of arguing with a pair of muppets that probably can’t even spell Curragh.
When I see Sweeney, I don’t think “he’s still around?” I’m thinking “HOW is he still around” he must be savage in training cause he isn’t in a game!!! Up the Lillies!!!
What part of Dublin? I’m from Kildare , live about 3 minutes from my local and I can drive to The city centre in 15 mins. Probably live closer to town than you do. Muppet.
Baaaaaahhhhh . I heard from a friend of a friend that if you push a sheep’s back legs into wellyies you happen to be wearing and push it to edge of cliff it pushs back.nice
Ye ill Defo watch that and while your up in Dublin selling the oul h to me sister would drop a bag over to my gaf . I like to inject between me big toe. Arms are ruined .
Never robbed a car , smoked some crack , passed me junior and leaving with amazing results . And ridding family members is Defo a more country thing just pick up any newspaper tomorrow for proof of that. soccer as you call it is the greatest sport in the world .world cup audiences proof of that. Slum dwelling ? compare land prices there sure. Get a gaf down country for little or nothing .your wearing a tracksuit top in your picture . Your very smart you .i believe you mean dub heroes
Gary, I seem to recall a previous thread in which you told us you make a hundred euro less than the average weekly wage, before tax. That’d be €597 before tax.(wouldn’t get out of bed for that btw) That tells me your leaving cert results weren’t as spectacular as you seem to think. (Your fairly basic grasp of the English language had already told me that though)
I’m not wearing a tracksuit top, ridding isn’t a word and I’m not sure what you meant by the newspaper comment. I do however, doubt you read newspapers, (well, maybe the sun) or even if you can read at all. Goodnight Gary, you absolute bell-end.
I said a lot of things on other treads. I actually don’t work. Collect the labour so i never get out of bed. believe me . I make my more money than your family combined Keith .my name also isn’t Gary. I got an a in leaving certain English higher level. And you are wearing a tracksuit top. To inbred with your sister to realise. No go back to milking your da while he milks a cow u sheep ridding non washing backward living nonsense talking culchie pagg.
Gary, riding is spelt with one D. Although, I’m sure you must already know that. I mean, you did get “an a in leaving certain English higher level”.
You should be a comedian Gary, whether it’s intentional or not, you’ve had me in tears laughing.
Im sorry Keith i let my emotions get the best of me. Its that time of month. The time when i took loadsa drugs but am coming down. I do not own a tracksuit also . Just saying is all.
When ur married to one and u have just had his second child over the weekend (little girl) and he comes into ya saying…. “great weekend! First this little lady and Kildare won. So did the Lions … happpy out.” There would have been divorce proceedings had the order been different! Also the phrase …. “theres always next year” :)
While your off the junk and SLJ for a while you could try to turn your depressing life around Gary and maybe do a course the leaving cert aint worth much these days !
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Carlsberg dont do sporting Counties but if they did………………Probably the best in the land.
Well, we are the thoroughbred county.
I believe they wrestle with sheep . In the nude !!!
Tramps…
Nudey sheep rasslin
CHILDREN…shush!
John Doyle is a football legend I must say
Shergar was truly amazing. I never tire of watching his derby wins. He was stunning.
…. And tasty!
Let’s not forget other things like the Liffey descent which starts in Kildare, when the snooker was in Goffs and Mondello, Senna raced there.
Win
English and Irish derbies = 2
Muck savages…
Ass**le
Obviously a muck savage yourself…
I do believe you mean savages of muck.
You know that seanie Johnston doesn’t actually live anywhere near Kildare
Where are you from captain?
Lads, stop bothering with the pair of illiterate gobsh!tes . This thread was meant for celebrating and reminiscing about a county with an incredible sporting heritage and tradition. So lets do that instead of arguing with a pair of muppets that probably can’t even spell Curragh.
But its massive craic ( no not crack Captain Haddock relax)
Mmmeeeeerrrrrrr……
Irrelevant sh1thole
Im smokein massive crack. rocks .
Keith you just go and bugger off you ba$tard
If you’re from north of Clane, you’re not really anything. The Dub’s think you’re a bogger and the bogger’s think you’re a Dub.
He’s a foreign game shitehawke the said captain..Cill Dara Abú. Best county in Ireland and Seanie lives in Straffan just like me.!!
Eat the sunflower seeds out of mine. Seedy poo
Squeez my nipples i can take it
Give me back my 18 dollars
Touch me len in a golden valley in Kildare .. Make me feel alive again
And straight I will repair to the Curragh of Kildare…..
Captain nob cheese more like..
Scrape my hard cheese
Cheesey toe nails, mmmm
When I see Sweeney, I don’t think “he’s still around?” I’m thinking “HOW is he still around” he must be savage in training cause he isn’t in a game!!! Up the Lillies!!!
@Brian, was thinking the same thing myself. It’s harder to get off the team than it is to get on …… unless your Sean Hurley!!!
No where close to a farm & I don’t need to drive an hour to go to a pub…
In other words Dublin
As a dub who lives in kildare. Ive a 5 min wwlk to the local..clown
Leslie is a girls name…
Lesley is a girls name.
Defo a girls name.
You don’t need to drive to far to get your methadone jellies either
What are you muck savages doin up this late???
Is the ploughing championship not on 2mara?? Then off to the local dishco in your GAA shirt!!
I’m on the way to Tallagh to sell H to your sister !
Ever smoke e off tin foil . Its amazing
Oh do give me an original one. One I didn’t hear when I was 4
What part of Dublin? I’m from Kildare , live about 3 minutes from my local and I can drive to The city centre in 15 mins. Probably live closer to town than you do. Muppet.
Captain Haddock. No picture of yourself. Obviously you’ve no pride in yourself, let alone your county. Kindly feck off.
Moron shite shoveler
Shitebags… Winding yous up like a happy meal toy
Winding up yor oul wan last nit waa
Wow…. You live in the slum of Europe ….. Jesus lads its ANTO…..
Original…
Are happy meals what you got for Christmas dinner because mammy too wasted to cook and Daddy is in the Joy or ye just rob the toys during a ram raid ?
Baaaaaahhhhh . I heard from a friend of a friend that if you push a sheep’s back legs into wellyies you happen to be wearing and push it to edge of cliff it pushs back.nice
I heard from a friend of a friend you uncle used do the same in Cloverhill
@mark you pikey…. Do you wear Ben Sherman shirts with track suit bottoms & wellies by any chance??
Or look for 40 years of age when ya were 22?
Why ? does there happen to be sheep in clover hill. Well i never
Do you watch shameless and think its a home movie ?
Captain haddock your a typical no it all dub
What do Dublin people call people from the country at work?………boss
& you know feck all you culchie….
Yes i do . How do know so much about me. I live in a counsel house drink dutch gold . Collect me labour and watch shameless . Its a great oul life
Can you not come up with something more original.that I haven’t heard before
Well , when you don’t know any different…. you should watch skint on C4, it would be like a family reunion!
Ye ill Defo watch that and while your up in Dublin selling the oul h to me sister would drop a bag over to my gaf . I like to inject between me big toe. Arms are ruined .
Here lads… Are yous gonna have 1 euro each way on the winner of the donkey derby??
Its the captains sister for the H but if yours want some be at the pyramid in tallagh at 1. ( small hand at 1 big hand at 12 )
I presume you meant council house, not counsel. Your house doesn’t give you legal advice, your free legal aid does that.
What odds you offering
I’ll give you 1/100 that if you walk into any culchie nightclub you will see d majority of blokes wearing steel toe cap boots….
#pikeys
Drop it over the mun man. I need me fix.. I also have a free bus pass because of my illness .
Bloody turf cuttin shite shoveling leper
They’re not good odds.sure us culchies Need the steel toe boots incase any of them big Dublin heifers stand on our feet
You do know it illegal to leave your kids at the monkey enclosure at Dublin zoo…. It’s no a crèche …..
Yeah because culchie women hang around the local necking pints & playing darts…
A culchie calling a dub inbred. Well that’s interesting .
Should you not be in bed captain?its giving a good day tomorrow do you not have to be out at portmarnock beach causing trouble tomorrow??
No il be in the bookies playing virtual roulette… I suppose you’ll be doing work on your souped up fiat punto then off to watch a camogie match??
Thought it was the virtual horse racing ye like. Do ya have any toblerones? 2for a fiver
Virtual shite shovelling you have in your local bookies…
Mc Donalds doesn’t open on Christmas day you peat loving hay eating cheese ball
Stick it drinking old spice with Eddie
*to
Once you don’t rob it,it’ll be grand
Are the Dubs feeling threatened by Kildare??? If not, why all the hostility?
You robbed your sheeps manhood .
That’s what your sister said last night
That’s what your owllad said last night when he was in the sack wit that ladyboy and that lamb
What hostility.nothing but a friendly bit of banter.
That ladyboy was your da,did you not recognise him
No my owl lad don’t float like that he bangs bitches in their hundids while smokin 5 skinner joints in nip
Lads its a bank holiday weekend, go out and get the ride or somethin
Never robbed a car , smoked some crack , passed me junior and leaving with amazing results . And ridding family members is Defo a more country thing just pick up any newspaper tomorrow for proof of that. soccer as you call it is the greatest sport in the world .world cup audiences proof of that. Slum dwelling ? compare land prices there sure. Get a gaf down country for little or nothing .your wearing a tracksuit top in your picture . Your very smart you .i believe you mean dub heroes
Gary, I seem to recall a previous thread in which you told us you make a hundred euro less than the average weekly wage, before tax. That’d be €597 before tax.(wouldn’t get out of bed for that btw) That tells me your leaving cert results weren’t as spectacular as you seem to think. (Your fairly basic grasp of the English language had already told me that though)
I’m not wearing a tracksuit top, ridding isn’t a word and I’m not sure what you meant by the newspaper comment. I do however, doubt you read newspapers, (well, maybe the sun) or even if you can read at all. Goodnight Gary, you absolute bell-end.
I said a lot of things on other treads. I actually don’t work. Collect the labour so i never get out of bed. believe me . I make my more money than your family combined Keith .my name also isn’t Gary. I got an a in leaving certain English higher level. And you are wearing a tracksuit top. To inbred with your sister to realise. No go back to milking your da while he milks a cow u sheep ridding non washing backward living nonsense talking culchie pagg.
Gary, riding is spelt with one D. Although, I’m sure you must already know that. I mean, you did get “an a in leaving certain English higher level”.
You should be a comedian Gary, whether it’s intentional or not, you’ve had me in tears laughing.
Im sorry Keith i let my emotions get the best of me. Its that time of month. The time when i took loadsa drugs but am coming down. I do not own a tracksuit also . Just saying is all.
When ur married to one and u have just had his second child over the weekend (little girl) and he comes into ya saying…. “great weekend! First this little lady and Kildare won. So did the Lions … happpy out.” There would have been divorce proceedings had the order been different! Also the phrase …. “theres always next year” :)
I’m a sports fan from Kildare and #21 literally the only one that applied to me.
The best thing about this article is the comments, culchies vs jackeens keep it going! Up Kildare
Ya muck savage….
And ye still go on about 98! Being a Galway man living in Kildare, it wasn’t my fault! I wasn’t playing, build a bridge!
We invented the horse?
I invented the rimmy
Can’t believe Ernest Shackleton wasn’t claimed in this article. One of the greatest explorers ever, born in Kildare in 1874
Muck savages with their cheese and onion flavored condoms
That’s not a condom its just there knobs
Billy goats arsehole. bahhhhhhhh
You can only say
Crom abú in maynooth!
Kildare folk are on the motorway west n south…
Lol.. Well spotted risteard
While your off the junk and SLJ for a while you could try to turn your depressing life around Gary and maybe do a course the leaving cert aint worth much these days !
Someone should do an article on Willoughby Hamilton, an interesting guy…