With that in mind, we’ve come up with 17 of our favourite quotes uttered by the controversial Irish pundit.
If we’ve unjustly left out anything, let us know in the comments section.
1. On Harry Kewell: “He’s fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.”
2.On Steven Gerrard: “Found out. A nothing player.”
3. On Cristiano Ronaldo: “Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.”
4. On his achievements: “I’ve never managed anywhere, I’ve managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.”
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5. On Kevin Kilbane: “Kilbane’s head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.”
6. On a Garth Crooks World Cup post-match interview with Sven Goran Eriksson: “That’s the first time I’ve seen sex between two men on the BBC.”
7. On Niall Quinn: “Niall Quinn is a creep. The man’s an idiot, a Mother Theresa.”
8. On Mick McCarthy: “He’s one of the biggest whingers in world football… he’s a bloody eejit.”
9. On Wimbledon: “Well, I don’t like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.”
10. On the Match of the Day pundits: “They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn’t, isn’t. It’s banal. And also semi-literate at times … they never criticise in an intelligent way. Anything that isn’t banal is said to be an outburst. They’ve created this cartoon world where everyone talks like Lineker and says nothing.”
11. On Jose Mourinho: “We’ll all see through Mourinho. We’ll find out he’s just a Bengal lancer.”
12. On his Ireland debut against Spain: “If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.”
13. On his lack of footballing talent: “I’ll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.”
14. On Michel Platini: “Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.”
15. On John Giles: “Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.”
16. On the Alex Ferguson-Gordon Strachan feud:
Eamon: “Scots they’re either nice or they’re horrid and these two are horrid.
Bill: “The Scots wont like that Eamon, that’s bordering on racism”.
Eamon: “It’s not racism its ethnic criticism Bill”.
17. On John Hartson, while analysing a clip of him in action: “That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!”
A historically bottom to mid table club, with a small fanbase & very modest turnover, suddenly go full time and start splashing cash like a lotto winner. Sure nobody could have foreseen a problem there. Now if they had examples of this in the not to distant past, then I’m sure that might have raised a few red flags. Keep up the good work Fran!
@John O Sullivan: Everything is unforeseeable when the FAI don’t give a flying fcuk about the LOI. How could Bray sustain the contracts they were dishing out? They don’t have a big enough fan Base. Questions need to be asked of whomever passes the licences to clubs. But it will never change until the FAI takes an interest in their / OUR national league. Their failure to promote our league and constantly try to make stupid changes ie the 10 team league adds fuel to the fire for the general public who won’t support our league.
So we will probably end up with a ludicrous outcome where Bray stay up despite lying about their ability to pay players and effectively cheating while 3 clubs who adhered to the rules and honoured the players contracts will be relegated. Surely the FAI will deduct Bray points? And what happens next year when Bray again apply for their license?
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Surprised we’re even allowed to comment on this tbh
@William Motley: yep
A historically bottom to mid table club, with a small fanbase & very modest turnover, suddenly go full time and start splashing cash like a lotto winner. Sure nobody could have foreseen a problem there. Now if they had examples of this in the not to distant past, then I’m sure that might have raised a few red flags. Keep up the good work Fran!
Note to Fran Gavin – ‘everything is unforeseeable when your head is buried in the sand’
@John O Sullivan: Everything is unforeseeable when the FAI don’t give a flying fcuk about the LOI. How could Bray sustain the contracts they were dishing out? They don’t have a big enough fan Base. Questions need to be asked of whomever passes the licences to clubs. But it will never change until the FAI takes an interest in their / OUR national league. Their failure to promote our league and constantly try to make stupid changes ie the 10 team league adds fuel to the fire for the general public who won’t support our league.
@John O Sullivan: well said
@Niall Hearty: totally agree, FAI don’t give a shite
The sad thing is Gavin believes what he said.
Is he for real!? Seriously
@Keith Ryan: you can fool some of the ppl all of the time,but u can’t fool all the ppl ,all of the time.
So we will probably end up with a ludicrous outcome where Bray stay up despite lying about their ability to pay players and effectively cheating while 3 clubs who adhered to the rules and honoured the players contracts will be relegated. Surely the FAI will deduct Bray points? And what happens next year when Bray again apply for their license?
You can’t spell failure without FAI. Bray’s behaviour has been deplorable throughout this fiasco.
Bullshit,unforseeable,,,, problems have been there for yonks, now the FAI comments,that’s a major flaw
Unforeseeable my hole