1. His passive-aggressive celebrations
2. His crazy haircuts
3. His collection of ridiculous-looking cars
4. You know there’ll be fireworks
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5. Ditto, hilarious anecdotes from amused observers
6. He seldom takes things too seriously himself
7. He’s often a prankster on the field as well as off it
8. He also has the ability to score the occasional spectacular goal
9. There’ll possibly be scope for another Noel Gallagher interview
10. He is also pure showbiz off the field
11. Those flawless penalties he takes
12. He’s always entertaining, even when performing routine tasks